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Kaiya
is on page 330 of 358
God I hate a main char that can’t stick the fucking landing. You’ve spent the whole book plotting his murder but can’t pull trig now????? stop wasting my timeeeee
— Oct 29, 2026 10:02AM
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Kaiya
is on page 335 of 358
Okay I actually hate everyone but the gargoyle now. What the fuck are they THINKING
— Oct 29, 2026 10:05AM
Kaiya
is on page 271 of 358
“The gargoyle sighed. ‘I love a man of few words. Leaves the rest for me.’”
Bartholomew is just like me fr
— Oct 29, 2026 06:50AM
Bartholomew is just like me fr
Kaiya
is on page 146 of 358
Annoyed at first sight is such a funny/cute trope to me. This man is allergic to good first impressions lmao
— Oct 28, 2026 05:24PM
Kaiya
is on page 70 of 358
Damn she almost got a 2 for one deal but couldn’t bring it home 😔 next time diva
— Oct 28, 2026 06:46AM
Kaiya
is on page 10 of 358
I hate when chars who have every motivation still can’t murk a bitch bc they’re ~kind~. Fuck that bitch KILL HIM WITH HAMMERS
— Oct 27, 2026 03:52PM