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My goodreads reading challenge has stopped really being a challenge and more of a wildly off the mark prediction of how many books I think I’ll read that year because I’m delusional
Jan 01, 2023 11:24AM 1 comment

Cassidy
Cassidy is 50% done with Ship of Magic (Liveship Traders, #1)
Wintrow is the funniest little guy in the world
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Ship of Magic (Liveship Traders, #1)

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Cassidy is 36% done with Ship of Magic (Liveship Traders, #1)
I hate bitches named Kyle
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I only put books I won’t finish on my currently reading because I like being publicly humiliated, I guess
Sep 13, 2022 11:05PM 1 comment

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Cassidy is 5% done with Ship of Magic (Liveship Traders, #1)
I’m actually going to read this this time if this kills me I NEED TO GET THROUGH THIS TRILOGY AND I WILL LIKE IT BECAUSE I TRUST MS HOBB
Sep 13, 2022 11:04PM Add a comment
Ship of Magic (Liveship Traders, #1)

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Cassidy is on page 70 of 281 of The Trial
Am I bored because this is boring or because I am stupid
Aug 28, 2022 04:05PM Add a comment
The Trial

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If I don’t read the trial Joe is going to kill me in the night but if I do I will die of boredom what a dilemma
Aug 16, 2022 09:00AM 1 comment

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Cassidy is on page 269 of 1688 of Good News Bible (Catholic Edition, Paperback)
Review of Joshua:
-who knew a guy named Josh could commit so much genocide
-he fully wipes out like 8 cities
-joshua basically spends this entire book trying to do Moses roleplay because he's insecure about his own war crimes or something
-any time the bible says something still stands to this day it's a lie
-the lists in this one were too long
-josh is the most boring war criminal ever
-fave verse: 10:12-14
-4/10
May 11, 2022 07:33AM Add a comment
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Cassidy
Cassidy is on page 240 of 1688 of Good News Bible (Catholic Edition, Paperback)
Review of Deuteronomy:
-so repetitive
-the phrase "wet dream" shows up in this
-who decided the order of these chapters u can't just have a law about cutting off a woman's hand if she punches a man's balls and then say how important loving orphans is
-god really said he forgives sins and then immediately told Moses he had to die? Ok.
-the best laws r the ones that god directly contradicts
-fave verse: 25:11
-5.5/10
May 08, 2022 11:45PM Add a comment
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Cassidy is on page 195 of 1688 of Good News Bible (Catholic Edition, Paperback)
Review of Numbers:
-guy beats a donkey so hard God gives the donkey the power of speech
-working on a Sunday and gets u stoned to death
-god kills so many people im surprised anyone was left alive to write about this
-God is an abusive dad call child services fr
-god has the memory of a goldfish and cant make up his mind verse 23:19 is just a lie
-so boring after ch25
-fave verse: 23:24
-2.5/10 (not enough numbers)
May 04, 2022 08:07AM 1 comment
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Cassidy
Cassidy is on page 149 of 1688 of Good News Bible (Catholic Edition, Paperback)
Review of Leviticus:
-Super boring
-Can I call God problematic
-God loves goats and sheep so much it's like kinda sus
-God gets really specific about incest like really really specific
-I think the average person would probably need to sacrifice 8 goats a day and be stoned to death about once a week
-The Love thy neighbor line is like 1 of 3 wholesome lines in this entire book
-Fave verse: 26:17 & 26:36-39
-2/10
Apr 21, 2022 10:52PM 2 comments
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Cassidy is on page 115 of 1688 of Good News Bible (Catholic Edition, Paperback)
Exodus review:
-This one swung so hard from wildly boring to horrific so fast
-Heres 14 pages of box measurements oh look we killed 3000 people oops God's killing children
-Some of those plagues were just incredibly funny like the frogs? Come on.
-Hilarious how God keeps forgetting covenants
-They consistently act like circumcision is just no biggie? For like? Adults?
-fave verse: 4:24-26 & 15:12 & 22:21-24
-6/10
Apr 21, 2022 06:20PM Add a comment
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I had a dream where I read a Murakami book and didn't understand it is this a sign to read it or to not read it
Apr 17, 2022 10:00AM 2 comments

Cassidy
Cassidy is on page 64 of 1688 of Good News Bible (Catholic Edition, Paperback)
Review of Genesis:
-all of the Jewish patriarchs fucking suck they're all bad parents
- Abraham and Sarah did Hagar and Ishmael so dirty I hate them both
- Jacob is a horrible husband
- The favoritism of children is the root of all their problems
-Wtf happened in sodom
- SO MUCH INCEST!? (Abraham and Sarah are siblings!?)
- Jacob literally decking god is so funny
- favorite verse: 4:10 and 49:8-12
-overall 7/10
Apr 13, 2022 11:23AM 2 comments
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Cassidy is on page 43 of 1688 of Good News Bible (Catholic Edition, Paperback)
I'm being so normal about finishing the hinterland doctrine
Apr 12, 2022 02:38PM Add a comment
Good News Bible (Catholic Edition, Paperback)

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Cassidy is 20% done with I, Claudius (Claudius, #1)
🥺🥺🥺baby claudius uwu 🥺🥺
Jan 08, 2022 11:30PM Add a comment
I, Claudius (Claudius, #1)

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Cassidy is 7% done with I, Claudius (Claudius, #1)
Literally googling a family tree of the Julio-Claudians every ten minutes
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I, Claudius (Claudius, #1)

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Joan Didion died today wtf I guess it's time to read her books
Dec 23, 2021 04:17PM Add a comment

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Cassidy is 5% done with On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous
LITERALLY CRYING IN THE SCHOOL LIBRARY 8 PAGES IN WHAT THE FUCK
Dec 14, 2021 06:43AM Add a comment
On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous

Cassidy
Cassidy is 40% done with The Lover
I should really read what books r about before i start this like it's really about the relationship between a 15 year old girl and an adult Chinese man in 1930s saigon I was not prepared for that
Dec 08, 2021 07:05PM Add a comment
The Lover

Cassidy
Cassidy is 12% done with Lie With Me
so it starts with a Bret Easton Ellis quote but reads like a French call me by your name au :/
Dec 08, 2021 06:33AM Add a comment
Lie With Me

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They retired write in ballots for the Goodreads choice awards Goodreads whyyyy 😭😭 I read exactly one book published in 2021 and I want to vote for it! Where is wisdom of crowds Goodreads? 😤
Nov 16, 2021 12:57PM 2 comments

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My fingers ache from holding open pages of a book please be concerned for my health
Aug 22, 2021 09:00AM 3 comments

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When will the tik tokification of Goodreads come...
Aug 13, 2021 07:26PM 2 comments

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Oh my darling Goodreads when will you look like part of this decade and leave 2009
Jul 13, 2021 09:34AM Add a comment

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Cassidy is on page 18 of 613 of Dreams of Gods & Monsters (Daughter of Smoke & Bone, #3)
I am realllllllly frustrated that Karou and Akiva won't admit their loveeeeeeeeee but I'm sure they'll come along eventually, they better have a happy ending
Sep 10, 2014 07:28PM Add a comment
Dreams of Gods & Monsters (Daughter of Smoke & Bone, #3)

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