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This is the most unserious search for a missing Alzheimer’s patient in recorded history. God I hate this book.

An Internet cafe?! This book was published in 2023. Be so ffr right now.

It’s rare to encounter an FMC whose *every single instinct* is wrong but congrats to Lee I guess

Just a minor nit to pick here but Islington’s gotta have more in his pocket than just “rotting gods!” I beg of you to find a synonymous phrase.

Why are we using British schooling terms at an American school? Is this an elitist boarding school thing? Y’all know you’re not in the UK, right?

TiVo’ing? Does TiVo even still exist?

Spoke too soon

We’ve mostly moved on from the renowned creep and I’m feeling much less squeamish about this whole affair.

Oof, starting out with Mario Batali. That didn’t age well

Did we just have public truck sex right in the residential street? Well color me surprised

I love an enemies to lovers. The more spiteful the better

Who am I supposed to be rooting for here? The pathetic stalker FMC? Or the possibly murderous MMC?

This is not promising so far

I already hate Gus but since this is an enemies to lovers let’s see how it goes. Maybe I’ll fall for him too

I’m giving this guy so much side eye. Why did we make the MMC an actual stalker?

And you carry around her bracelet? After 15 years? My dude.

Scheduled monthly Internet stalking of your decades long crush that you’ve spoken to one time is creepy. Looking at you MMC

Why did this woman have such a strange relationship with her boss?

Heavy on the (heavy) vibes, a little too light on exposition, especially if we’re supposed to be buying in for a trilogy. 3.5 stars

Dear god I wish I could dnf this book.

Pretty sure I just started to hate this book

Roy: “Don’t call him trifling. Men have reasons.”

Me: Okay Roy, I suspected you were a mansplainer, but damn if this doesn’t prove it.