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Guys this is the dumbest book I’ve ever read

Me when I realize I don’t want to die but now I’m stuck in the arctic

1) I’ve gotta start reading blurbs in the future so I’m not shocked by content
2) This book has to end by being like “hey see, your original life is great! There’s no regret worth fixing in the end! Don’t kill yourself, your old life was the best one!” Because there’s no way the message of “hey yeah if you didn’t do that one thing you wouldn’t have killed yourself” lands well.

I thought the angel and devil would be bigger players in this book tbh

Oh I’m going up be sick with stress

Alright gramps where the freak have you hidden your grandson because all signs are pointing to you rn

Okay 10 years earlier ANOTHER person is missing and we are leaving out helpful information….

Oh cool a girl is missing and we are all just lying

I have a habit of never reading blurbs of books beforehand and hey dis one is a little spooky

Guys I’m bored

Update: I am stupid

Wait if they only switched Baby A and Baby B where the heck did the demon baby end up? Am I dumb?

They killed him?? Isn’t this a book for children??

Oh look. I was right. George is the worst. Right up there with Lockwood actually because he nice to Lucy please?

George is sabotaging all of this isn’t he

The way some people feel about Umbridge is how I feel about George

GAY?!?!

Okay now it’s just getting irritating because it’s clear there’s so much the MCs don’t understand but no one is handing that information over

There’s still so much book to go

Secret powers! Secret powers! Here in this bedroom! Secret, secret, secret, secret

Me thinks I actually just hate reading nonlinear storytelling books because WHAT IS HAPPENING

Jean-Francois my dude, you gotta start asking more clarifying questions because what is happening

Hate to say it, but I feel like San Michon’s way of going about things is maybe not the best?? Maybe we shouldn’t beat people into submission for God and sacrifice people??

So far this book has got everything! Blood boners, secret vampire parentage, and a character with joker scars!

Ummm why’s this man getting hard thinking about blood. I thought 1) he was a human and 2) this was not a sexy book

Yeah sorry Crux, we do have to keep the Geneva Convention in mind here

Okay feel like more should have happened if we are 50% done with this book

If you took a shot every time one of the god-bonds said “mine” you’d be hospitalized at this point I think

Ngl J. Bree, you kind of lost me with the plot twist at the end of the last book. You better have a really good explanation for that.

Feels like you saw I was reading lots of books again Britt and picked up the pace