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I can tell this is Sanderson’s first novel because boy is it a snoozefest so far

So far 0 indication of who the Shards are which is the only think I know how to look for in his books.

If I had a nickel for every Sanderson book that starts with an arranged marriage going sideways I’d have 2 nickels.

Okay yup and now I’m SOBBING

Okay so Brandon realized we were gonna get bored of Old Western shoot outs and gave us THIS as an alternative?!

If anything happens to Steris I am not finishing this series. Also Wax, grow up.

Don’t worry everyone, Scadrial might be technologically behind where they are supposed to be, but they have figured out how to make Sprite so everything is okay.

Hoid being a sneaky little creepy little fly on the wall

Only Wayne would somehow miss a whole train robbery attempt because he was too busy getting frisky in a luggage compartment.

As soon as I start thinking “wow Wax is a really well written character especially considering his past. I hope good things happen to him soon” he freaking talks to Marasi again like she’s just a sidekick puppet of his and then I remember “ugh but he’s still a man ew nevermind”

AHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If we meet TenSoon again I’m going to actually freak out

Tindwyl promenade?? Sazed I hope you were the one who made sure someone remembered her and named that after her.

Will admit I like this book so far more than the last

SAZEDDDDDDDDDD

Brandon, you know I love you and your books, but sir, WHY DOES THIS BOOK FEEL PLOTLESS. I understand there is conflict the characters are trying to resolve, but it feels like we just keep talking about how there is conflict and then go over to a tangent instead of addressing the conflict head on. Maybe this was not the series to read in the middle of Stormlight Archives.

Don’t worry guys, I took a second to think for literally one second and realized who Harmony is. Also, Secret History is very helpful to read before this one. Cleared a lot of lore up.

I WAS NOT PREPARED TO FACE THE ENDING OF HOA AGAIN BUT THROUGH THIS POV 😭😭😭

In the grand scheme of things, Hoid is a bigger POS than most people give him credit for. How has he been in every single one of these books and I still don’t know what purpose he is serving other than his own secret plans and being a menace?

“Kelsier decked him” is amazing

The butler always gave me the heebie jeebies

As much as I’d like to pretend I’m Wax, I’m for sure Wayne.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM ON CHAPTER 6 AND 1/3 OF THE WAY THROUGH THIS BOOK.

Also 1. Luthadel being renamed Elendel makes me cry if I think about it too long and 2. What do you mean Harmony??? What happened to Preservation??

Waxillium is a dumb name

I’ve been sobbing for the last 5 chapters. I hope Moash’s eventual death is small and insignificant because that’s what he deserves.

“Journey before destination, you bastard” is the new “not my daughter, you bitch!”

I shouldn’t have put off finishing this book.

Um guys I don’t know how we are gonna get ourselves out of this one!!

There are not enough pages in this book left to wrap up all the plotlines and I’m gonna be bugged when the ending isn’t satisfying.

Crazy that 908 pages is only 74% of this book

OH SHOOT NAVANI NOOOOOOO

How am I 800 pages into this book and still not really sure where in the plot line I am? Also the storm father is a whiny baby.

Hey actually I don’t want Venli to have a redemption arc. that girl sucks. sorry you were so jealous of your sister you brought upon the apocalypse, but like no redeeming yourself now!!