Ok, I just have to quote this; I literally cannot stop laughing! …Phtatt! Phtatt! Phtatt! ‘Feel it, Elizabeth! Come for me, baby!’ Mr Darcy said in a strangled whisper. – Unsure of the ways of the flesh, Elizabeth plundered her memory for the only act of love she had ever witnessed: a bull tupping a cow on a neighbour’s farm. Tentatively, she let out a long, low ‘Mooooooo!’
— Sep 19, 2015 04:25PM
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