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‘My Jane is easily the prettiest of the all,’ remarked Mrs Bennet. ‘Such fine strawberry-blonde locks! Such a magnificent rack! But alas! She is all but engaged to Mr Bingley, of Netherfield.’ – Mrs Bennet is one of my favourite characters of all time, and I love how she is portrayed in this parody! :)
— Jul 13, 2015 11:11AM
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Mr Darcy’s eyes flashed in anger. His hands balled into fists at his sides. Then, just as suddenly, he seemed to relax again. Holy psychopath, he was so changeable!
— Oct 03, 2015 10:34AM
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Ok, I just have to quote this; I literally cannot stop laughing! …Phtatt! Phtatt! Phtatt! ‘Feel it, Elizabeth! Come for me, baby!’ Mr Darcy said in a strangled whisper. – Unsure of the ways of the flesh, Elizabeth plundered her memory for the only act of love she had ever witnessed: a bull tupping a cow on a neighbour’s farm. Tentatively, she let out a long, low ‘Mooooooo!’
— Sep 19, 2015 04:25PM
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‘It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of a pair of bare buttocks to thrash.’ …Ha! Thanks to my best friend for this excellent birthday gift! I do love a good parody as much as I love P&P. Never read FSoG but somehow I recognise some of the lingo... so when Lizzy's 'Inner Slapper' is telling her to go for it with Darcy, it is funny!
— Jul 03, 2015 02:34PM