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“[T]he condom stretches to breaking point trying to fit over his cock.”

That’s one enormous cock. Can’t help remembering two years ago when a woman posted online a photo of her fitting a condom over her foot and up her calf.

This isn't 1982. Why are we still perpetuating the phone trace race?

"He couldn't force himself on her, not with the way she'd been abused before."

Aww, how sweet. A would-be rapist hero who doesn't do sloppy seconds.

Guns do NOT fire when dropped. Please authors, stop perpetuating that myth. And if you could learn the difference between a magazine and a clip, that'd be super. Cheers!

Eben is repulsive. I can't believe he gets the secondary HEA. I want to castrate him.

"Men [...] aren't supposed to be raped."
But women are?

"Troy didn't strike her as one-night-stand material. Unlike her, he came from a good family."

Is that the rule? Damn.

She's mad that he accepted her offer of splitting the bill on their first date? Just because he can afford the whole thing? I'm mad at her now.

Damn this book for breaking my 14 month no crying streak.

Not off to a great start when the "Useless Fact" in the first chapter's heading is actually a myth. A duck's quack does echo.

"Somebody once told him that cats didn't steal a baby's breath. No, cats breathed souls into humans. Otherwise every kid on the planet would be a raging sociopath."
LOL. I love Max.

"Oatmeal is good for you--good for your heart. It says it right on the box."
"You're good for my heart. It says it right here." Quinn pointed to the smile on his face. And undercover lovers or not, Aaron had to kiss him, after saying something like that.

I hate this "hero." He just attempted to forcibly seduce the heroine and when she hurt him to get away, he blamed her for being out alone at night. Now he's telling her to leave his presence unless she wants him to rape her. *hulksmash*
Just discovered the book was published in 1992. Can't believe this was de rigueur back then.

"He raped me, Agent Calhoun, he hit me but he didn't kill me. As long as I'm breathing, I've got fight in me and luckily I'm breathing."

It was at that he whispered, "You aren't like a lot of women."

"Yes I am," I whispered back. "I'm like all women."

"[...] I'm batshit crazy. On the credit column, though, I have a great ass and a nice smile, a combination that's been known to compensate for a lot of personality flaws."

"Sam. I've got news for you. Not every childhood trauma can be healed by finding the right penis."

Sam looked devastated. [...] "You mean," his voice was barely a whisper. "All those romance novels lied?"

Her home has been broken into twice in the last 12 hours but she's going to invite the stranger that came to her door inside to talk? He's the hero? Oh, that makes it okay then.

So far there have been four different points of view, fifteen characters have been introduced, and the hero and heroine have finally just met.

This heroine is flawed. She's attracted to pretty boys instead of the brawny hero. But I love how he wants to marry her because he thinks she'll be a naughty wife.

There is a Lord Bartles and a Sir James. I wonder if the author was drinking a wine cooler while trying to come up with names.

I've never read a book with a hero capable of giving his woman DP without the assistance of props or friends before.

"The test showed two extra pairs of chromosomes. A total of thirty chromosomes instead of twenty-six."

Wow. The power of wikipedia failed this author.

Or the humans in her world only have 13 pairs.

The angst is making my chest ache. Please, you guys, hurry up and get together. This hurts too much.

"He wasn't outwardly spiritual or woo woo in any way" Seriously? Woo woo? WTF is that?

Ugh. All these past protagonists gushing about how perfect life is has me nauseated. And everybody is giving monologues to each other, repeating the same information. Ella and Cope haven't even started dating and everyone is having heart to heart talks with them about how awesome it is. Blech.

It just gets worse. Temper tantrums and rash actions that cause terrible damage.

Why????? I wish authors would stop making their heroines do stupid things. An entire book ruined by needless secrets.

This book is the best birth control. All the baby does is scream and cry.

Kade is so cute practicing with his spud baby.

OMG! The sexual tension is killing me. I've been in this scene.