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Holy Hell, Whitney! What's up with this fanatic info-dumping?! We've had like 5 minutes of actual story so far!

IF the white powder ever would actually turn out to be actual anthrax, it would 100% happen in a Matilda Darke novel. 😆

The audiobook is out before the book-book? Interesting. But anyway! Matilda, here I come! 🏃🏻‍♀️

Finally! Listening to the un-edited episodes should have been a huge priority, but apparently Gwen had to have another dumb moment.

Why the fuck this family didn't move to Canada like 5 books ago eludes me. Completely. 😂

Apparently this is the book where Sam gets to be the dumbass. 🙄😒😮‍💨

Gwen said "children" again. She would never....... 😆🤭

"... my children..." 😂 I see you, Carrie Ryan! I see you! 😆🤭

Might as well rip off the band aid and finish this series.

Me being sad apparently has no effect, what so ever, on my ability to also feel annoyed by the constant use of "my kids" and "the kids"...
I was honestly kind of hoping Carrie Ryan would modulate that part just a BIT.
As usual, Rachel Caine was a master at rage baiting. I've never been a fan of "the kids" but Connor turning pretty much a flat-earther makes me want to whack him over the head. Plenty of times.

Lost one cat on Monday. Now I'm losing another. Two in one week. Because life is cruel, I guess...
So why not finish a series by a dead author I really liked? To honour the occasion. Sort of. 💔

Forget the friggin' teddy bear! The FOOD! Hello!? If that shit happened to me more than once (and it's already happened plenty of times in the book) I would have been more than a raging "WTF!? CALL A PRIEST!" by now. 🫪😂

Ok, ok, she's apparently not at the ER. My bad! But still. 😆

Is it bad that I find waiting only ONE hour to get help at the ER the borderline most fantastical detail in this story so far? I mean... Pfft! Supernatural mass murderers? Yeah. Probably more plausible. 🤣

This is going to sound horrible, but I don't care: People seriously need to start getting murdered really, really soon, or I'm dumping this book because it's boring as f*ck. 😂

Ahh, I have already listened to this book. I thought I had, but have forgotten to add it to Goodreads. My bad! Book 4, here we go instead!

I might - just might - have an Angus King addiction. 🤭

I must say, it is very weird for all of you to have this conversation with the bracelet in the fekkin' room. Like... Uhm... Lock might not be answering, but what says he's not listening? This is a bit stupid. (Sorry.) 😆

Considering the fact that my mother can keep a petunia alive an entire summer while forgetting to water it ever so (very) often, I think this one will survive just fiiiiine. 😂

Oooooh-kay.... While I do want to know WHY this guy is doing this to her plants, she no doubt has my full blessing to bloody kill him already.

I really hope this isn't just a cool cover.

Has Riley Sager ever published a book with a man as the main character? I feel like I might be interested in such a book. Because I feel more and more totally fed up with his female mains.

I can usually soldier through short stories, but this one... I can't bloody stand it. 🫪😮‍💨

Not sure what it says about my patience that I keep listening to this utterly boring exchange of letters, but here I am! Still listening. 🥲😮‍💨

Fat factual error! Hedgehogs aren't rodents.

We are FINALLY going on that quest! This much "before we actually set foot outside town" content should be outlawed. Tolkien set a really bad example for following fantasy writers, in my not so humble opinion. 😂

I love everything about these books - EXCEPT the whole Anna and Steve thing. 💀💀💀

He collects fancy suits and she collects LEGOs. I love this series! 😂❤️

You know what! This is so stupid I can't take it any more. I will switch effective immediately to a book fittingly titled This Ends Now. 😤

WTF is up with this book and its high rating!? It's painfully slow and the dialogue is so banal and cringe I'm utterly confused as well as disappointed.