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Gawd, I've missed these characters! And the storytelling! I find myself grinning with amusement all the time - and we just got started. Please, stay this good all the way through, book! 🙏🏻🤞🏻🥰

Oh lord... Just yank the fekkin' door open! You had the chance to see wtf (aka who) was out there, dammit. You coward, Abby! 😆

Ropa breaking down the essence of victim mentality and the benefits of therapy was actually really brilliant and on point. Might be the best part of this whole series. 😅

Words cannot express exactly how immensely relieved I will be when I never have to listen to this narrator OR Ropa Moyo's stupid inner monologue ever again! 🥲

The tree told her to fuck off! 🤣

"The spawn"....... 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks, book, for catching up with my suspicions! Finally. 😂

...... This is such juvenile YA I want to actually scream from pure frustration. What the actual BLEEP is up with all the raving reviews? Bought? Fake? From another planet? I feel like a complete thorn in the side of this book. Like I'm offending it by just listening to it. Gawd. It's not a book for me.

I kind of adored the first two books by this author - the first more than the 2nd though, and perhaps this is a sign of a declining curve because so far this 3rd one is not very witty or funny, mostly ridiculous and silly. If that doesn't change soon I more than understand the lukewarm reviews. 😮‍💨

Seriously!? What kind of noob move was that phone call? Of course the man was going to shoot himself after that. You NEVER have talks like that over the fekkin' phone! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

I don't hate gender neutral pronouns, quite the opposite. However, I do hate the use of the word "they" as it makes my poor brain think in plural. (I have been imagining a dragon with multiple heads for several minutes now...) 🫪😮‍💨

I "love" how we're just blatantly ignoring the most dangerous thing that would pose a threat on an Earth with a weak, failing atmosphere: The radiation!
Like, yeah, focus on the air and everything else, why don't you! You should have been cooked by now if we were playing by actual rules. 😂

This is the second fire within as many books where fire safety doesn't seem to exist in the Michael Wood universe. Convenient for the plot, but a bit "itchy" for my little grey cells. 😆

Final Cumbria Crime here we go!

This might be the creepiest, crawliest Kingfisher so far. 😬😱😵‍💫🤢😵🐛🪲🦟🦗🐜🐝🐞🦋

The metathorax is the posterior of the three segments in the thorax of an insect, and bears the third pair of legs.
- Wikipedia

Just as I thought then. Well done, me! 😇
(Of course I had to check if I was right. Poor Sonia, having no search engine or Internet!) 😆

I succumbed to the temptation to look up the spelling AND the correct pronouncement of "Pellacia" (great name choice, Matheson, I see what you did there), but now I hate "Pela-cha" (cha-cha-cha) even more. 🤣

Getting mental whiplash from the switch from "Pelle-chia" to "Pala-cha" here...

I have no idea what's right or not, not having seen the spelling, but the difference is harrowing. 😆🙈🙈🙈🙈

New narrator...... Why??? 🥲🥲🥲

I'm not saying Anjelica is perfect, but Rob is fekkin' garbage!

Sorry, Rob, but I f**king hate your guts! I'd yeet you out of the house. Pronto!😁

Sometimes, picking a book is easy.
Do I know I want to listen to this book in particular? Not really. But do I know I want to listen to Angus King? Yes. Very much yes.

Ding, ding, ding! We have finally reached my first guess at a motive! Only took the "professionals" weeks to get there. 🤣

There's an hour left though. A lot can still happen. 😆

I highly suspect I would hate reading this book, but the audio production is pretty neat. Not anywhere hooked on the story yet, but is a very nice kind of narration to listen to - and for the moment, that's entertainment enough for me.

Oh, so NOW she's come to terms with something she should have known all along? What was that immature outburst about then? Right. Drama~

Would a seasoned crime reporter really be this oblivious to how she can't be involved in the investigation? No. I think not.

I seriously wonder if even The Devil Wears Prada is this into detailed descriptions of what people are wearing... Geez.

3.52 stars...? Ouch. Why did I start this book without checking the ratings first? I was already doubting my choice, but now... 🙈🙈🙈

Now he's a raven again. 😇

Hang on! Wasn't Hubert a raven before? Now he's a crow? I'm a bit confused. 😆