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AHHH FINALLY MAKING SENSEEEEE. I knew it, I knew it. 🫨🫨

Wtf just happened? 🫠🫠 I AM CONFUSED AF RIGHT NOW

•theories are brewing with me and Samantha.
•Me and Samantha every time his “thighs” are mentioned: *gnawing at the bars of our enclosure*
•He whimpers? I’m deceased🫠🫠
•Who built this man for us? The words of endearment are quite literally making me want to throw my kindle. MY HEART ❤️‍🔥
•moon references? YES PLS

How does he know my hyper independent self needed this? THIS MAN IS BUILT FOR US 🤧. My heart!!

“You like my thighs?”
“Nope you misheard me”
“I’d pay good money to watch you grind on one of them”

The way I CACKLED OUT LOUD 🤣🙂‍↕️, Alex got game, and Ophelia doesn’t have a comeback this time lol

I’m sick to my stomaaacchhhhhhh, but I can’t look away 😰

My most anticipated release is here! 🖤

You better stay loyal 😡😡

All the signs are there but Aria is running straight towards it with her eyes closed 🫣😂 . But I wouldn’t blame her that man is intoxicating! 🥵

Imma just say this right now I DONT LIKE GABY 😂😂 she’s not a girl’s girl. Damn near broke the code 🙄

I have this feeling in the pit of stomach that something BAD is going to happen… 😟😳

“You are the only creature in all five realms who will ever bring me to my knees.”

Jerichoooo the man that you are 😏❤️‍🔥

Well soul be damned… I knew it 😩 but what does it mean?

It’s not often you find a book that clings on you so quickly. TTWI is lyrical and emotional right off the bat. 🖤

“You’ve made a terrible mistake, Doctor, because I might need to keep you trapped in my basement while I f*ck every bit of sense out of you.”

Reading TEOD before PO makes me biased of Daddy Psycho Tobias bc I really believe he’s serious…😅😂

I mean OPHELIA do you want him or not? I am getting whiplash 😂. I get he’s the enemy but it’s ok to be more than that for a bit!

“She stains the corners of my gray cloud orange, but I have a feeling I make her bright colors gray.”

Me and Samantha are quite literally melting away 🥹❤️‍🩹🫂

“I’m going to die, and I haven’t even done today’s Wordle.”

Girl 😂😂

This is crack right? It has to be👁️👄👁️ bc I’m trying to hold back for the group chat but I want to binge. Liv & Alexa if you’re seeing this, I’m holding back now okaaay?! 🙈

“I wasn’t finished”

SCREAMING 🫨🫨🫨🙂‍↔️😎

Don’t get back with him, I know he’s tatted and a boxer, and then we have Tobias who’s a bit unhinged..…🙃🙃

I mean your options are limited here, idk WHAT TO SAY but pop off girly 🤪😈. My brain has left the chat for this book LMAO

One thing about Ms Leigh Rivers is she’s always going to have a fire playlist 🙂‍↕️😈❤️‍🔥

“He didn’t deserve it.”

YK YOU RIGHT BC YOU DID 😈😈🤪🤪

Every time Shawn speaks:

All of a sudden I hear this agitating voice…

“You’re so weird. Like a girl in a horror movie, just lurking, never speaking.”


Meeee if my book boyfriends were real & I got caught stalking 😂😂

The emails always send me into a non stop giggle omg hahaaahaha 🙈😂

“Don’t try to fight me, Farryn. I will devour every one of your senses until all you know is my voice and my touch.”

🥵🥵

“If you weren’t so unbearable, I’d make you look freshly kissed”

SCREAMING the hate to loveee is so real hahahaaa

This Sofia chick & me got some problems 😡