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wtf I’m in tears 😭 ?!!

“Interesting how the same color lip gloss you were wearing is now on Daniel’s face.”

💀💀 HAHAHAA

Ughh I hate a bitter ex. Daniel you better treat his ass!! 🤬

Well damn Daniel, I didn’t expect you to be like this? I’m shook 🥵

“Praising me doesn’t work.”

“You don’t like getting told you’re a good girl, Josie? You don’t want to hear that you’re doing a good job?”

Well it sure worked for me 🫦🤣

“Sto facendo di tutto per non baciarti in questo momento.”

(I’m doing everything I can not to kiss you right now)

Screaming!! He’s fluent in Spanish & Italian?! I’m swooning so hard rn help lmao 😅🫦💚

He cooks for her!! Yup yup I’m folding 🧎🏻‍♀️

Yeah her ex deserved his tires slashed. HE’S A DOUCHE🙄😒

“Voy a ir contigo, aunque quieras o no. Y no discutas conmigo porque está conversión ya ha terminado. Sí me entendiste esta vez?” 
“¿Estás seguro?”
“Contigo, siempre.”

Translation: He’s a ride or die 😈💛

Swimming lessons for him? Ohhh the forced proximity isssss heere and I’m loving it 🙂‍↕️