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I have a feeling I’m going to hate this and I’m so ready. I am the Christmas slop monster and I must consume

It’s giving Jenny Nicholson reviewing that William Johnstone book (watch it if you haven’t, it’s hilarious), the way she can’t stop emphasising how BIG and TONED Reynas muscles are. Alright we get it she is muscle mommy. Brb getting a bottle of port and turning this into a drinking game

I damn near just barfed at this romance. Straight girls will excuse everything because he’s just so HANDSOME. Diva stand up for yourself. Also cardboard has more personality than the majority of these characters, I am mostly interested in the spoiled sister, whatshername

Don’t be fooled I’m having a great time, this is what I needed

THE TIME HAS COME for Christmas slop.

One more book of actual substance before I bury myself in silly Christmas slop hehehe

how are you going to wrap this up in just 50 pages, you madperson, you are literally just adding more stuff. If this doesn't end in a satisfying way, i will scream into a pillow

I cannot wait for this this to be over, I am physically suffering

I swear I am a victim of democracy with this one. Some book club chose this over Doctorow, ugh, can you imagine

“Freedom is never very safe”

This book makes me ridiculously, childishly happy

What a stunning ending!

"Just 'cause you feel it, doesn't mean it's there"

“I only seem to have questions today”

“A profound love between two people involves, after all, the power and chance of doing profound hurt.”

Manden har lige, øjensynligt fuldstændig uironisk, citeret Kanye West. Et efterhånden uddateret udtryk føles dækkende: I can’t even.

I’m really annoyed with the lack of development in Kyle and Keffria, why do we spend so much time with these people. I’m hoping for some crazy twist

I wanna hug the stone spider so bad

First woman introduced. “He wondered if she realised what an excellent view she was giving him down the front of her dress… yada yada.. nice view though”. I am aware this character is meant to be a douchebag. Still, called it.

I’m wondering if I will ever be able to enjoy traditional fantasy again, or if my mind is poisoned by maturity as a favourite booktuber put it

There are two options for women entering this plot. Either a androgynous warrior with potential for entering the Best Pals (trademark) or a love interest with a personality mostly based on physical traits such as long hair caressing her boobs or see through linen dresses. By god hope to be proved wrong.

This far women have been mentioned three times. 1) a guy who is being tortured finds out his (nameless) wife didn’t back him up. 2) Logens (also nameless) wife. He does not have a problem with naming his Best Pals (trademark). 3) gambling asshole talk about how he’s going to spend his money on drink and women (plural+nameless)

I adore these words but why WHY are you in love with this man, Jane, he is positively despicable

These are GOOD WORDS.

These are GOOD WORDS. GOOD.

I had not expected to love this book so much. I've waited a long time to start it, because apparantly everyone loves it, and that always intimidates me. But holy cow, this book just pleases so many parts of my brain that it almost tickles physically. This AI is one of the best AIs I've read, maybe ever.

The first half wasn't particularly captivating, but LAWDY has this book PICKED UP.

It's hard to fathom that the woman who wrote attachments, that will forever hold a very special place in my heart, also wrote this. And yet again, no one makes me cackle quite the way rainbow does.

I really enjoy how this is so far from my world, but yet all emotions are so tangible, and the injustice is just so heart wrenching. Absolutely wonderfully written.