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Never have more gothic horror tropes been crammed into one chapter

Of course Lestat is a tenor

Louis's testament: "Behold, the void." And Lestat's history: "And this and this and this, and it means nothing."

If they don't adapt the Devil's Minion chapter next season I'll riot

If any of these characters describe me as the hottest man alive, don't worry, it's not because I told them to tell you that, it's because I am Just That Hot

The bit with Marius's life story dragged a bit, but I am now unhappy to admit that while I still think he sucks, I Get Him

Lestat really is the specialest boy, isn't he

Lestat, scrawling messages to Marius on the walls: hey so just in case you aren't dead, help, my mom wants to leave me and keeps going on about destroying all of humanity, and the guy I'm sort of in love with has sort of killed my ex. Did I mention the guy I'm sort of in love with is also your ex? I think I'm gonna bury myself in someone's backyard now, peace out

Armand ):

Once again, the protagonist falls in love with Armand and promptly regrets it.

Enter: world's worst cult leader

Claudia: Armand told me he's gonna kill me
Armand: I am EVIL with INFINITE GRADATIONS and WITHOUT GUILT also my buddy Santiago HATES Claudia's guts so she better leave Paris because I am NOT STOPPING HIM I want PEACE or NOTHING
Louis: I love Armand he is so super pretty he won't let anyone die
Armand: lets Claudia die
Louis: *surprised pikachu face*

The homoerotic subtext stopped being subtext there for a bit

At last, there is a setting!

I love that one of the narrative strands of this novel describes everything into agonizing detail while the other one straight-up has no setting. Where and when is this interview? Who is doing the interview? Will we ever find out? No one knows, too busy describing every single character's skin.