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Claudia: Armand told me he's gonna kill me
Armand: I am EVIL with INFINITE GRADATIONS and WITHOUT GUILT also my buddy Santiago HATES Claudia's guts so she better leave Paris because I am NOT STOPPING HIM I want PEACE or NOTHING
Louis: I love Armand he is so super pretty he won't let anyone die
Armand: lets Claudia die
Louis: *surprised pikachu face*

The homoerotic subtext stopped being subtext there for a bit

I love that one of the narrative strands of this novel describes everything into agonizing detail while the other one straight-up has no setting. Where and when is this interview? Who is doing the interview? Will we ever find out? No one knows, too busy describing every single character's skin.