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You guys crawled through this claustrophobic tunnel so you could bypass the guards, even though you had no clue what was down here? I’m not sure if I should be impressed or horrified.”

“Certain torture and death versus possible death?” Mavlyn shrugged. “I think I’ll take my chances.”

I rushed over to the fae—my mate, an inner voice in my head reminded me—and dropped to my knees beside her, then hauled her head into my lap.

When you blow a guy, but stop before he comes. He’ll try to chase you with his pants around his ankles.” Jani wipes her eyes. “Looks like a penguin.

this is Trey, who spilled his beer in the middle of the living room rug and now has to drink like a toddler.”

Theo: LOL. I’m in Boston. Rupert and I are going to do some exploring, pay tribute to our fallen friends. Renley: Your fallen friends? Theo: We thought we’d head to the harbor and pay our respects to the tea that was dumped there so many years ago.

“Saving for later?” he asks. “As a matter of fact, I am.” Dear God in heaven. As we walk away, Rupert shouts, “Why settle for a picture when you can have the real thing?” “Because the real thing will only lead to disappointment,”

“By the teat of Zeus, we snagged ourselves a whale.”

“Gossy, the British are coming and you have no idea what’s about to hit you.”

Orion has never trusted anyone else before. Isera has never trusted anyone else before. Alistair has never trusted anyone else before. And no one has ever trusted me before.

“You have me. You’ve always had me, little rebel. Ever since you threw that drink in my face, I have been completely and irrevocably yours.”

“You’re so cute when you threaten me, little viper.”

Oh boy

“You want to destroy the world? I’ll help you burn it down. You want to kill everyone? I’ll help you slit their throats. There is nothing you can do that would make me stop loving you. I love you, little rebel. All of you.”

“Because when I had my back against you, that tiny little dagger you keep in your underwear was poking me in the back.”

Throwing a spear at the Unseelie King and then blowing him a kiss?

Isera summons an ice spear. And throws it straight at him.

I glance towards Lavendera. Except she’s not there.

“How did you know that I was in danger?” I shout at him again. “How did you know where I was?”

“So maybe I should leave you here for a while to teach you a lesson about disobedience.” His eyes glint. “And because you look really fucking hot in handcuffs.”

Mabona’s tits,

“You are my son.” “No. I’m just another one of your monsters.”

“Perhaps I’ll find out where my siren dick is⁠—”

“You bitch,” I growl. “That’s me!” she chirps.

“A distraction from your lips around my cock,” I mutter. “That can happen anytime. This is a scientific discovery!”