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“Not going to tell you,” she playfully answers. “I might be obsessed with your penis, but I’m not about to give you the secrets of my plans to win the town Kringle.”

So funny

Oh the word can’t read so she has to teach him lol

I feel like it’s ACOTAR. Trying to kill some wolf in the woods

“But I would choose you every time, if only I could,” she whispers. “Know that.”

How could you do that!!

“You are to be my bride.”

Oh boy tied to each other with a common enemy

“Neptune’s prick. I thought I just died,” Cassius mutters.

“Everyone saw the hammer, Cassius. You made us watch your feed.”

“You’re staying up here then?”

After we flay his toesies, we’ll salt them. Then we’ll bash them, right? One by one. Then I’ll use Tickler here and we’ll work our way up.”

“Abomination.” He turns the cleaver. I scan the wall he’s made his personal armory. So far he’s made a Lysander, a Lilath, an Atlas, and an Apollonius. I doubt it’s healthy naming knives for people who have given him trauma, but we all process our own way.

“Eat my cock goldilock! Nrrrrk.”

“Still feel like you’ve got a screwdriver in your eyehole?”

Electra cackles and pets my head like I’m a puppy.

“Blister. That’s what you are. Red, puffy, and irritating.

“Do not fear,” the big man rumbles, “I am not here to rape you.”

So what’s wrong with Sefi?”

“And then we kidnapped a dog! Did you meet Tongueless? He’s a riot. Tongueless, come say hello!”

Liar liar prick on fire

The term Ascomanni is derived from the Germanic for “Ash Men.” The first Vikings sailed down European rivers in boats of ash wood. And ash is what they left behind.

“Ascomanni,”

“Gold forgot it was intended to shepherd, not rule. I reject my life and honor that duty: to protect the People. Will you join me?”

“We are not Red, not Blue or Gold or Gray or Obsidian. We are humanity. We are the tide. And today we reclaim the lives that have been stolen from us. We build the future we were promised.

Poop keeps hitting the fan