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“You are my son.” “No. I’m just another one of your monsters.”

“Perhaps I’ll find out where my siren dick is⁠—”

“You bitch,” I growl. “That’s me!” she chirps.

“A distraction from your lips around my cock,” I mutter. “That can happen anytime. This is a scientific discovery!”

“There’s heat in Winter’s heart,” he murmurs, his words slow and deliberate. “A pulse too wild, too ancient. It stirs, like a beast in a fitful sleep. The stars shift in patterns even the ancients could not name.”

I’ll follow you, Princess, now and forever. I followed you before I ever knew you and you were just a whisper on the wind. Let me be your darkness evermore.

it’s a conduit for the strength of one’s will.

He traveled with Caspian to the Below where he met Malekai Furiondemius, Baron of the Green Flame, and accepted a mysterious power. With this new magic, he was able to bring Dayton back to life…though for what price, no one can be sure yet.

“Oh, we’ve met before,” she says. “We’ve met in the songs of Spring and in the tides of Summer. We’ve met with each harvest of Autumn, and through the storms of Winter. You’ll find me there, dear one, whenever you need me.”

“I promise,” I say. “If for no other reason than to figure out how to access my siren cock. Surely, it must be here somewhere.”

I’m going to need to turn Dayton and myself into sirens.

Whatever my Queen’s commandment, I will obey.

“Alright,” I say. “But I’m telling Day you made an ice dildo, and you’ll have to deal with his reaction. He’ll probably want one for himself.”

“Oh fuck, Kel, I hate you. I hate how good this feels, you stupid, icy prick.”

“What need do I have for air with your thighs around my head?”

“Daytonales, you are my mate.” She snatches my jaw. “Let me fuck you in the blood of the enemies we slayed and prove it.”

“The mountains told me your name. The forest sang your song. My heart has been searching for you since the first dawn.”

A cold breeze whips through me, and a chill flickers through my legs. Then I realize something. I totally forgot to put on my panties.

“Holly, like from the lullaby. How did you find that here?”

“You are the cove in which our storm-struck ships moor. The beacon of light in the darkest night leading us home. A candle whose flame flickers against the coldest wind. You’ve given them hope.”

Yet after I chide High Prince Keldarion of the Winter Realm for not taking a dance partner, he stares at me with that icy-blue gaze, puts his rough hand on my cheek, and says, “The only person in this room I want to dance with is you.”

“I think I need another drink first. Or actually, I need to use the little fae’s room—” he

“Oh my god. You guys can never visit the human realm in December. You’d beat up the mall Santa!”

“Gods, Ezryn, do you have a metal rod up your ass too?

“Down, down, down she goes,” the goblins sing. “All the way to Mother. Down, down, down, she goes.”

Ezryn has left to patrol the Spring Realm, provoking goblins for his own sick joy. Dayton is probably passed out in a pile of his own sick. And Farron, of course, is…occupied.

The world was fucking awful. It was a wretched, desolate place, a desert of meaninglessness, a heartless wasteland, where horrific things happened all the time for no reason and nothing good lasted for long.