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Okay, but like what if I said I don't care?

WHAT THE HELL????

Literally what are we doing y'all.

At this rate she's going to get arrested on the last page and we'll find out this is her last will and testament before the chair and she has no idea what happened after.

I read a negative review that said that things did at least pick up at the 80% mark even if it did give them whiplash and I am here to report that their estimation of events was NOT TRUE AT ALL.

SO I'm listening on 2.25x speed now 🥰

Why aren't there more women in this book? 😫

This is a load of barnacles.

Do we really have to do the nasty jealous ex trope? Like we're all adults here.

*Captain K'nuckles voice* This is boring.

Of course, just when I thought Jackson was the perfect love interest. 😒

Why is all the good stuff in the last half hour? 😑

MEN (DEROGATORY X4)

"I don't miss the stress of liking someone" MOOD

Who could possibly have done this????

"I still don't believe in magic" -> girl, someone was literally invisible 😫

ME TOO QUEEN.

An HOUR lunch in middle school? Now I know this is fantasy.

I am s t r e s s e d

This is making me so anxious. Avi doesn't care if his endings are happy - just realistic. 😫

this is quite convenient

I didn't think this could get worse but now it's a Covid book.

My gosh this is ENDLESS

what is the point in any of this

Her rape is SO NOT ABOUT YOU weirdo. I can't right now.

Finally something is happening.

Mmmmkay. So we're using the death of unarmed African American boys as rationale for Ali's fear of the police even though she's neither of things and there are certainly cases of Muslims being brutalized that could be used instead.

Also, we're namedropping Trayvon Martin but can be bothered to get his name spelled correctly?

Oh no, this looks like it's going to be a book about people who suck.

YES. A RETURN TO FORM.

I've completely lost interest now that we have moved into Benjamin's point of view. What a way to ruin momentum.

BENJAMIN??!

This book is a great example of why having kids before your work on yourself is such a massive mistake.