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Who could possibly have done this????

"I still don't believe in magic" -> girl, someone was literally invisible 😫

ME TOO QUEEN.

An HOUR lunch in middle school? Now I know this is fantasy.

I am s t r e s s e d

This is making me so anxious. Avi doesn't care if his endings are happy - just realistic. 😫

this is quite convenient

I didn't think this could get worse but now it's a Covid book.

My gosh this is ENDLESS

what is the point in any of this

Her rape is SO NOT ABOUT YOU weirdo. I can't right now.

Finally something is happening.

Mmmmkay. So we're using the death of unarmed African American boys as rationale for Ali's fear of the police even though she's neither of things and there are certainly cases of Muslims being brutalized that could be used instead.

Also, we're namedropping Trayvon Martin but can be bothered to get his name spelled correctly?

Oh no, this looks like it's going to be a book about people who suck.

YES. A RETURN TO FORM.

I've completely lost interest now that we have moved into Benjamin's point of view. What a way to ruin momentum.

BENJAMIN??!

This book is a great example of why having kids before your work on yourself is such a massive mistake.

Lady, I don't think he's playing with you. I'm pretty sure your son is just /like/ this.

Gosh, this woman is so awful a mother. It's insufferable.

Disappointing.

Oh dear, this has taken a turn for the worse.

Boooo not a time skip 😭

Lord forbid a man get into a car accident as a child and come out of it kind of weird afterwards.

......I really really hope my alarms are going off for the wrong reasons 😕

This guy sucks so bad. I wish he was dead.

This man is literally insane. I hope they leave him.

Ending it here was FOUL, Kwame.

Jesus christ

This reminds me of how I get when something budges up against what I didn't realize I had subconsciously placed into a morality bucket in my brain. At least *I* don't freak out on people (outwardly).