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You know what? I was worried but she really ate this.

Do not just namedrop Elon Musk as some kind of space hero without any context. Ewww.

I am finding this so hard to get through out of sheer embarrassment. Rayana literally needs to chill 😫

Okay but who is going to be mayor now?? 🙃

Finally~ 🙌

Can someone kill this man already?? 😫

Um, are we sidestepping the giant age gap?

Jeezus. I don't even know what to say.

UM WHAT????!!!

Yardley, sweet girl...no.....

Oh lord, please someone get therapy for this child.

This book is so bad.

I don't love the way this is written.

"The Playground was an immense iron industry whose sole products were pain, sadism, and sorrow." - Ray Bradbury

What a high bar to set for yourself when starting a kids horror novel lol.

This is stressing me out omg

My gosh, it's literally a real, actual job AND he'd be happy??? Heaven forbid.

This is lowkey kinda boring.

"a rainbow of neutrals" blecch

Man, this hurts.

Oh, the pain of being the eldest daughter. I know thee well.

The evil saber-tooth tiger looming over the narrative like an abusive invisible spectre is sending me omg.

The way that the only obstacle in this story is actually just a delusional boy with a ridiculous crush.

Okay there better be a dang good explanation for why Dante is ignoring blatant racism. Like a really really REALLY good one that isn't about to make him the always jolly, bottomless pool of racial forgiveness stereotype. Especially considering he was the one who wouldn't give /Harper/ the benefit of the doubt at the beginning and she was only casually rude.

Decent so far, but I personally don't like having so many POVs and even objectively it doesn't seem all that necessary.

"Is it because I'm weird?" I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN STABBED.

This is so silly (complimentary).

This has quickly become agonizing.

I Do Not get why Miracle kept this a secret. It makes literally no sense.

I thought we didn't trust tech bros but I guess that no longer matters??

*under my breath, rocking back and forth* cringe is dead, cringe is dead, cringe is dead, cringe is dead, cringe is dead.