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Has Johnnie Christmas ever actually played a video game before? Because this doesn't make sense.

Not really digging this so far.

BAHNI TURPIN?! Oh heck yeah.

The author is just draaaaging this out now. Let's wrap it up already.

Made it to the part in every romance where people act dumb for no reason.

Why was this woman writing Junie B Jones when she had *this* in her? 😩

Booo, period typical usage of the r-word 😞

Avi be putting me through it oh jeez 😩

This book is drudgery.

This is killing me. Kareem seriously how will a child have ANY influence over team choices?

You couldn't PAY me to go back to middle school.

wait a second, now *I'm* catching strays??

When are we going to get to the fireworks factory?!? 😫

oh this hurts.....oh my gosh....

Not bloodplay 👀

*MY* KID??? *MY* SON???? Oh, if this were me I'd let her have him.

HE'S STAGING AN INTERVENTION /WITH/ MONICA????? HE'S GOING TO LET THIS WOMAN OUT OF HER CONTRACT AND POTENTIALLY ALLOW HER TO KEEP THE BABY?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN???

Also she can EASILY disprove she has a meth addiction by just getting another drug test?? Like why is she acting like this is such a death sentence when she knows it isn't true? All it takes is a second opinion.

The fact that you can be married to a man for almost 10 years and he can't give you at least an hour of grace to consider whether or not you're actually addicted to meth is murder on my trust issues. 😔

This is actually giving me heart palpitations I'm so mad.

The way I'm mad at Monica for being terrible but also furious with Abby for her victimhood.

"...I lose respect for anyone who takes creamer in their coffee" ???!!? EXCUSE ME???

Finn is so annoying, ugh.

This is driving me NUTS. We need to set Morel on fire.

Why don't we take Morel and push him somewhere else?

I literally cannot fathom liking a boy who has stolen an opportunity from you undeservedly, but that's just me, I guess.

And before you ask yes, it was the same when I was 12, so it's not an age thing.

Oh, I'm going to be sick, I'm so scared.

Racism is just so illogical, it's just infuriating.

HECK YEAH, MAN DOWN.

Um, I know murder is bad and all (and I agree!) but like if the ghost kills people who neglected her to the point of death, I consider the whole situation a wash.