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“If a tree falls in a forest and no one turns the collapse into a six-episode Netflix docudrama, does it make a sound?”

THIS CANT BE REAL IT HAS TO BE AI GENERATED…
“I nodded, returning to my default setting of yapping about arts and crafts…We put on music, order pizza, and drink wine.”
Girls be like shopping and pink and boys and Netflix is my boyfriend

This might be one of the worst books I’ve ever read “‘That I’m less of a man, or…’
‘I don’t think that.’
He looked up. ‘You don’t?’
‘No,’ I said. I think you’re more.’
‘Really?’
I blotted my eyes and then pointed to the mattress. ‘Yes, really. Now come on—get in here. Come be my little spoon.’”
Real writing in this book.

Okay I’m literally only on chapter 3 so plenty of time to redeem itself but I’m sorry this sentence alone, this has to be a joke… “After class, I showered, slathered myself in bronzing moisturizer, put glitter on my eyelids and shimmer on my lips, then twisted my hair into two topknots secured by heart-shaped clips.” Reading this after Almost Life…STRIKING opposites