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Please Leave or I'm Going to Hurt You - 4/5

I'll Be Gone By Then - 5/5

Where Flames Burned Emerald as Grass - 4/5

You're Not Supposed to Be Here - 4/5

The Trees Grew Because I Bled There - 3/5

The Strange Thing We Become - 5/5

Bodies are for Burning - 3.5/5

You Follow Wherever They Go: 5/5

Mary Robinette Kowal is the best audiobook narrator to ever exist and no one can convince me otherwise

There's no reason these characters need to talk about their balls as much as they do

I wasn't expecting much from this book, but I DEFINITELY wasn't expecting a pig to get a circumcision.

So my prediciton didn't end up being a twist, but it was rhe ending lol

If the big plot twist is what I think it is, let the record show that I guessed it at this point.

The book literally could have ended here if the main character had made the most logical decision. And yet...

Her name is Nora. I care so little about her that I can't even get her name right.

Laura is a Pick Me girl who doesn't actually want anyone to pick her and it's infuriating.

Ngl I wanted to DNF this a while ago but I'm not going to because I'm stubborn. So this note is for me to look back on after I finish and inevitably regret reading the whole thing. Listen to your heart next time, future me.

This book is written like how my brain feels and I think that means I need therapy lmao

The idea that THREE different hot men are into zero-personality-other-than-being-a-mess Finlay at the same time is the least realistic thing I've ever read.

Who knew that 2023 was gonna be my year of comfort rereads? Not me.

NEVERMIND

We're still good!

OH SON OF A BITCH

JUST BECAUSE YOUR PATIENTS DIED DOESN'T MEAN HIPAA NO LONGER APPLIES. THIS LADY NEEDS TO BE FIRED

"How did you know about the drug trial?" BECAUSE YOUR NURSE BROKE THE LAW I'M SORRY

Bro there were like 15 HIPAA violations made in one conversation, I dunno if I can do this

What the hell is even real right now