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Tom when he sees my Goodreads history

"I don't have a closet filled with umms and ellipses ready to insert at the beginning and ends of sentences. I don't know how to be a verb, an adverb, any kind of modifier. I'm a noun through and through."

I feel like the author decided to list the types of words here to try and prove she knows stuff about English grammar and to try and distract everyone from her questionably poor writing - didn't work soz

the author really needs to chill the fuck out with the metaphors, jesus

I'm really starting to dislike Mac. "I had shoulder-length, tousled Arabian-Nights curls that framed my face seductively and made my green eyes stand out even more than they usually did." Are you fucking serious??

As much I'm enjoying this book, I will have to murder someone if another author tries to make their character look smart and different by liking books. But other than that, I really like this book.