Liz’s Reviews > Unravel Me > Status Update

"I don't have a closet filled with umms and ellipses ready to insert at the beginning and ends of sentences. I don't know how to be a verb, an adverb, any kind of modifier. I'm a noun through and through."

I feel like the author decided to list the types of words here to try and prove she knows stuff about English grammar and to try and distract everyone from her questionably poor writing - didn't work soz