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Listen man, I like King as much as the next guy, my favorite author in fact. Maybe it’s because it’s audiobook and I’m not a fan of the narrator, but this is a grating experience. I get developing characters and setting, but Christ dude, get to the point.

I love King as much as the next guy, but what the fuck is this book about, man?

The audible narration is dreadful.

Hey, I need all media to work on having a titty pop out or some shit at the most inconvenient moments. In 400 pages deep and not a damn thing sexual pops out, the moment I open this up in a public setting:

TITTIES.

The order is simultaneously amazing and frustrating.

This is dumb to say, but Jimminy Crickets this book is depressing.