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Johnny is 3% done with The Talisman (The Talisman, #1)

The audible narration is dreadful.

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Johnny is starting The Talisman (The Talisman, #1)

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Johnny is on page 152 of 432 of Between Two Fires

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Johnny is on page 69 of 454 of Red Dragon (Hannibal Lecter, #1)

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Johnny is 42% done with Hannibal Lecter: A Life

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Johnny is on page 410 of 520 of The Department of Truth: The Complete Conspiracy Volume One

Hey, I need all media to work on having a titty pop out or some shit at the most inconvenient moments. In 400 pages deep and not a damn thing sexual pops out, the moment I open this up in a public setting:

TITTIES.

— Apr 19, 2026 03:58PM Add a comment

Johnny is on page 216 of 520 of The Department of Truth: The Complete Conspiracy Volume One

The order is simultaneously amazing and frustrating.

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Johnny is 75% done with The Last Action Heroes: The Triumphs, Flops, and Feuds of Hollywood's Kings of Carnage

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Johnny is on page 80 of 520 of The Department of Truth: The Complete Conspiracy Volume One

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Johnny is on page 95 of 304 of Ghost Eaters

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Johnny is on page 77 of 304 of Ghost Eaters

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Johnny is 58% done with The Last Action Heroes: The Triumphs, Flops, and Feuds of Hollywood's Kings of Carnage

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Johnny is starting The Last Action Heroes: The Triumphs, Flops, and Feuds of Hollywood's Kings of Carnage

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Johnny is on page 366 of 445 of Operation Bounce House

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Johnny is 16% done with Feedback

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Johnny is 80% done with Come Knocking

This is dumb to say, but Jimminy Crickets this book is depressing.

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Johnny is 69% done with Come Knocking

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Johnny is on page 200 of 352 of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200

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Johnny is on page 296 of 445 of Operation Bounce House

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Johnny is on page 153 of 352 of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200

— Mar 16, 2026 06:24PM Add a comment

Johnny is on page 204 of 445 of Operation Bounce House

Not gonna lie, this book is kind of getting annoying.

— Mar 16, 2026 06:23PM Add a comment

Johnny is on page 104 of 352 of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200

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Johnny is 92% done with Stupid TV, Be More Funny: How the Golden Era of The Simpsons Changed Television—and America—Forever

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Johnny is on page 69 of 352 of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200

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Johnny is 49% done with Stupid TV, Be More Funny: How the Golden Era of The Simpsons Changed Television—and America—Forever

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Johnny is on page 147 of 445 of Operation Bounce House

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Johnny is 33% done with Stupid TV, Be More Funny: How the Golden Era of The Simpsons Changed Television—and America—Forever

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Johnny is on page 102 of 445 of Operation Bounce House

I’m gonna be straight up, this dude’s books are borderline juvenile. 🤷‍♂️

— Mar 09, 2026 05:20PM Add a comment

Johnny is on page 86 of 445 of Operation Bounce House

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Johnny is 5% done with Stupid TV, Be More Funny: How the Golden Era of The Simpsons Changed Television—and America—Forever

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