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Kellie is 95% done with Well, Actually

but but but…I thought hotel elevators were private!

— Dec 17, 2025 07:13AM Add a comment

Kellie is 81% done with Well, Actually

folks we just got a ludicrously capacious bag reference in 2025

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Kellie is 67% done with Well, Actually

just learned about the jomforter

— Dec 13, 2025 02:42PM Add a comment

Kellie is on page 243 of 496 of Pachinko

We got our first pachinko mention!!!

— Dec 09, 2025 03:35PM Add a comment

Kellie is on page 194 of 496 of Pachinko

If the kids at school call Noa “garlic turd” one more time 👊👊

— Dec 08, 2025 06:12PM Add a comment

Kellie is 75% done with Scandalized

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Kellie is on page 34 of 496 of Pachinko

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Kellie is 76% done with Lucky Day

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Kellie is 59% done with Lucky Day

— Nov 18, 2025 09:29AM Add a comment

Kellie is 21% done with Dorothy Must Die (Dorothy Must Die, #1)

bruh

— Oct 27, 2025 11:36AM Add a comment

Kellie is starting Is 5

bestie’s in the public domain!! I wrote a paper on “next to of course god america i” eight years ago and have thought about cumming’s work probably once a month since then

— Sep 27, 2025 07:57PM Add a comment

Kellie is 30% done with Lucky Day

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Kellie is 26% done with Unravel Me (Shatter Me, #2)

just realized that this book is 500 pages long

— Aug 29, 2025 07:34AM Add a comment

Kellie is 37% done with Hamnet

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Kellie is 55% done with Salt: A World History

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Kellie is 12% done with Unravel Me (Shatter Me, #2)

honk shoo mi mi mi

— Aug 25, 2025 05:32PM Add a comment

Kellie is 47% done with Salt: A World History

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Kellie is 27% done with Hamnet

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Kellie is 38% done with Smoke Gets in Your Eyes & Other Lessons from the Crematory

— Jul 28, 2025 10:59PM Add a comment

Kellie is 12% done with Salt: A World History

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Kellie is 46% done with The 30 Rock Book: Inside the Iconic Show, from Blerg to EGOT

This book is kind of blerg

— Jul 13, 2025 09:11PM Add a comment

The 30 Rock Book: Inside the Iconic Show, from Blerg to EGOT

Kellie is 53% done with The One (The Selection, #3)

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Kellie is 46% done with The 30 Rock Book: Inside the Iconic Show, from Blerg to EGOT

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Kellie is 40% done with The One (The Selection, #3)

— Jul 12, 2025 07:38PM Add a comment

Kellie is 35% done with The 30 Rock Book: Inside the Iconic Show, from Blerg to EGOT

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Kellie is 8% done with The 30 Rock Book: Inside the Iconic Show, from Blerg to EGOT

this might be a dnf we’ll see

— Jul 01, 2025 10:27AM Add a comment

Kellie is 12% done with The One (The Selection, #3)

the girls are fightinggggggg

(Maxon being the main girl in question)

— Jul 01, 2025 10:24AM Add a comment

Kellie is on page 256 of 338 of Shatter Me (Shatter Me, #1)

— Jun 25, 2025 11:37PM Add a comment

Kellie is on page 98 of 338 of Shatter Me (Shatter Me, #1)

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Kellie is on page 54 of 338 of Shatter Me (Shatter Me, #1)

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