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Appears deleted? Why is that even a thing?

“The man is big with a giant rectangular head. It’s as if somebody dropped a cinder block between his shoulders.”
”Cinder block nods; tricky when you have no neck.” 😏

A whole Mona Lisa lesson.

“He’s cursed to forever have shock in his eyes and pants around his ankles. He’s also richer than he ever dreamed but too dead to appreciate it. For a man solely motivated by coin and pleasure, that thought makes me immensely satisfied.” 🌟

Fae?!

“It is the arrogance of men to think so little of women. It will be their downfall too.”

Snow pirates?! 😱

“Digby wears his anger on his face like some people wear a coat. Heavy and dark.”

“You really gotta work on your cage-side manner.” lol

🦊👁️👄👁️🦇

“My relationship didn’t work out.”
“That’s too bad. Want me to kill him?”
😂

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😳

Woah! Didn’t see that one coming!

“Mayhap” count = 50.

Probably.

“Though none of us were family by blood, there were no greater Honda than the ones we’d found together. This group of misfits who had built a pack as one and found more love between us than I could ever have imagined.”
-ES

🧛‍♂️🦁🎉