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“If you’re going to be my bitch,” it growled “you won’t be wearing God’s dog collar.”

AHHH!! Lil priest is a kinky mfer 🤭 I love him already.

Dudes wifey is dead asleep... she GRABS HIS ARM and says, "Tell the man in the hall... he needs to leave. " 😭 So scary!

"That's the problem with the high-and-mighty. They get all slippery between their legs from having people grovel."
🤣

"Every time we're alone together, I want to slap him senseless then throw myself at him. I want to tell him to fuck off, then demand him, beg him, to fuck me."

This is getting so juicy. I can't wait 🤭

Really?? After that delicious altar scene with Ilya we flash back to Danya fuckin n lovin on a women....good way to ruin the feel good tingles 🙄

FATHERS FINALLY SINNING 🧎‍♀️🙌
"The smack of Danyas hips against his ass echoed throughout the church; it was lewd and preposterous, and it filled Ilya with immense joy" 🥵

"What If I'm not Mary" 🫢 GOOSEBUMPS!
I'm dying to know who Wayne is!!

Omg. No. Wtf is going on with Yarrow😭

No.way!!! Ambrose is hooking up with Devon Mogaba rn. I'm dying 🤣

"I don't mind being on my knees for you" ooouuuuu!!!! naughty cat! I knew it was him! 🤭🥳

Omfg, not again!!! How many times is this book gonna make me cry 💔 pt2s ending is even worse than pt1s.

I have goosebumps. Something fishy is going on 😭

The ending of part 1? 😭💔 Wtf is going on!!!

I'm speechless. This is the darkest book I've ever read. Wtf!

The part with his brother!! FLABBERGASTED.

Oh wow. This dark dark 😳

"You have a great personality"
Thanks, babe. I made this one just for you
🤣😭 I love him already

"You smell good when you're aroused"
"It reminds me of the blooming jasmine in the gardens of Koroni Manor that overlook the gulf of messenia ."
Hmmm, weird 🤨 boner killer, for sure.

"I promise I'll do better in the next life."
😭 💔

"Do you wanna go steady with me?" 🥹🤭 so cute!!

"And don't get me started on how these things can start as the size of a green bean and grow into an eggplant. Im not even being pun-y" 🤭

"While I might be unhinged, I draw the line at flirting with guys while they take a leak. Only because I did it once, and the fucker must've eaten asparagus or some shit because his piss stank. Gave me the instant ick"
🤣🤣

Im sick... 4 months!! Why tf aren't you looking for him 😭

"Through our youth,
Unto our death,
Through feasts and famine
Through delight and devastation
I will remain"
🥲

"Lube is not a snack"
"And cocks aren't lollipops, but that doesn't stop me from sucking on them"
Shai is my favorite 🤣

Dang, let me get that Monster Smut book Odettes reading 🥵

Ohmygosh. The picture of them cuddling in the hammock 😭

Sheewwwt. Mo pulling Kent's hair while they get freaky so he doesn't drown. 🥵🤭

THEY KISSED 😭 my heart is goo.

Ohmygosh. Instead of butterflies, Mo gets minnows. So cute!!!