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Told as if the child protagonist is writing the book, grammar and spelling errors included. Kinda neat. Kinda makes it a tad challenging to read.

Theres never enough time to polish off the last 10%

Wow, this book contains a lot of Irish bigotry.

He better punch out before he runs outta gags!

I laughed out loud. Twice.

Its been a minute since I've watched the movie. I don't think this is a faithful adaptation.

This is all connected to Evil Bigfoot Monster 2. I just know it!

I dunno... i think FF Monsoon may have ghost written this. There are clues.

Call me crazy but, I don't think this book is actually about poop.

"I took the six-pack from her and led the way to Coltrane, where I had some old D.R.I and Accused cassettes in the glovebox."
THERE IT IS!

Shannon hugged herself, like my words had been a chilly breeze.

"There’s something to be said about not only mourning the loss of what you once had, but what you never had." -Lutzke 6:19

I find myself wiping the grime off my fingers as I turn the pages.

The repetitive structure of the story is getting old:
Battle small things. Battle a big thing. Go on TV. Get prizes. Go to next level. Repeat.

After the initial world building, its been basically just that.

"The shoulders cracked, and I used my finger to ram her all the way in there, like trying to stuff a Cornish game hen into a thermos."

There is A LOT going on in this book. Kinda wild.

We crawlin'

I'm digging this. Its still falling a bit short of the hype. But I'm digging it.

Enjoying so far but kinda worried it won't live up to all the hype. Getting lots of Kingfisher vibes so far.

Everything is disclosure

A certain theme is developing.

Well, its gotten better but I'm still a bit sus.

Uh oh.

Less than 100 pages to go but I don't sense we're quite into the third act yet.

This is what Shrek would be if Crichton wrote it.

Alas, a joust! Hark, yay verily.

Now we're full blast into Crichton pacing.

Now I want to go to a quantum foam party.