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Takeaways: crying is for women (obviously) and a door bell ringing is the worst thing that could ever happen (not because of the promise of people coming in, but because the sound itself is miserable and offensive).

It’s nice to know that things like customers being horrors and dissociating to get through the work day have been around for hundreds of years.

What is the point of having a coroner if they can just say the cause of death was “sudden death”? Freaking 1690s, man.