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Kristen
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Takeaways: crying is for women (obviously) and a door bell ringing is the worst thing that could ever happen (not because of the promise of people coming in, but because the sound itself is miserable and offensive).
— 11 hours, 20 min ago
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Kristen
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It’s nice to know that things like customers being horrors and dissociating to get through the work day have been around for hundreds of years.
— Mar 12, 2026 01:39PM
Kristen
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What is the point of having a coroner if they can just say the cause of death was “sudden death”? Freaking 1690s, man.
— Jan 02, 2026 12:56PM
