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Oh I hate Bree you pick me bitch. “You’re brothers, stop!” Stfu no one is supposed to know that

Unfortunate read of the year. My jobs making in mandatory, may as well make it count

Why are we making him seem like a child who knows nothing while we’re trying to have sex with him? I feel like she’s just making fun of how little he knows about sex and it infantilizes him… she’s always giggling over how little he knows that’s so sad.

Her tummy seems to clench a lot… she should probably get that checked out

Am I just heartless?

You’d think I’d learned my lesson with audio books. They often ruin the book. I can’t tell if I hate how the book was written or if it’s the narrators way of speaking. Feels a whole lot like “I said” “He spoke” “I talked” I don’t need to be told that people are speaking when I can clearly tell it’s a conversation

“always have been good at pegging people.”

& that is my out of context quote for the day

I’m sorry he did what with his pinky?

Alright chapter 16 is just overkill on the over explaining. I don’t care about the “someone’s” it’s like making something out of nothing.

I’m so tired

I really don’t like Lukas and Scarlett

These two are so boring

DR. OLIVE SMITH HAS BEEN MENTIONED