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"the ruby shimmered red-ly" george please give it UP! 😭😭😭

it's absolutely crazy how stephanie just edited OG twilight ever so slightly i was expecting something close a full re-write but she's literally just changed pronouns and names and the new names are so distractingly weird im just trying to figure out which OG twilight character they represent it's really interesting seeing the change in gender roles im intriged to see how thats going to go ??? i love girl jacob sm <3

OH NO THIS IS ACTUALLY MAKING ME SWOON A BIT but then bella will think the most upsetting, codependent thing you've ever heard and then edward will say the most red flag, dangerous to women sentence available and then they're talking about sex in a weird mormon secret language and then im feeling the romance a bit but then they both say they will die if the other leaves them and i remember the plot of new moon

i already know im going to have to buy more audiobook minutes this month this is ADDICTIVE !!!!!!!! obsessed with bella writing her english essay on misogyny in shakespeare while her internal dialogue is nothing but mean about girls <3 just like a true teenage girl in 2005

jacob being the first person to say the word vampire in the book series is CRAAAAAAAZY i swear it doesn't work out like that in the films

lord forgive me i understand why everyone went feral for this in the 2000s lord forgive me but im feeling myself swoon for edward lord forgive me but im falling for the bad boy archetype i see why bitches were getting full back pieces in honour of these books . i am however, screaming at how evil edward is in this the abuse allegations will always linger .

me and boyfriend were so confused when bella said she was wearing a monty python t-shirt........ we both turned to eachother and said we don't remember that detail.... then i realized that the 10th anniversary audiobook starts with the genderfuck version which is a crazy choice and now I'm listening to OG twilight so excited for the genderfuck characters girl emmet i will marry you

bella is so fucking funny it's killing me. she's so judgy and mean i love it. its just because the last audiobook i listened to was carrie & the person reading this twilight audiobook sounds like sissy but bella is kinda reminding me of carrie like im sorry girls . i fear that miss meyer truly re-invented the self insert character with this one, so satisfying for a book to be unashamedly cringe

"feed us" most terrifying short story ive ever read

didn't realize this was going to be a pro royal family book when i picked it up

me after reading the foreword & introduction: now i can treat myself to hours on my phone :o)

this writing is absolute horror

this is the sexiest book ive ever read & they've not even shagged yet

hm, i already know this book is going to destroy me :)