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minney
is 12% done
bella is so fucking funny it's killing me. she's so judgy and mean i love it. its just because the last audiobook i listened to was carrie & the person reading this twilight audiobook sounds like sissy but bella is kinda reminding me of carrie like im sorry girls . i fear that miss meyer truly re-invented the self insert character with this one, so satisfying for a book to be unashamedly cringe
— Nov 13, 2024 02:42PM
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minney
is 60% done
OH NO THIS IS ACTUALLY MAKING ME SWOON A BIT but then bella will think the most upsetting, codependent thing you've ever heard and then edward will say the most red flag, dangerous to women sentence available and then they're talking about sex in a weird mormon secret language and then im feeling the romance a bit but then they both say they will die if the other leaves them and i remember the plot of new moon
— Nov 17, 2024 08:21PM
minney
is 29% done
i already know im going to have to buy more audiobook minutes this month this is ADDICTIVE !!!!!!!! obsessed with bella writing her english essay on misogyny in shakespeare while her internal dialogue is nothing but mean about girls <3 just like a true teenage girl in 2005
jacob being the first person to say the word vampire in the book series is CRAAAAAAAZY i swear it doesn't work out like that in the films
— Nov 14, 2024 07:13AM
jacob being the first person to say the word vampire in the book series is CRAAAAAAAZY i swear it doesn't work out like that in the films
minney
is 20% done
lord forgive me i understand why everyone went feral for this in the 2000s lord forgive me but im feeling myself swoon for edward lord forgive me but im falling for the bad boy archetype i see why bitches were getting full back pieces in honour of these books . i am however, screaming at how evil edward is in this the abuse allegations will always linger .
— Nov 13, 2024 03:58PM
