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I'm making the switch to StoryGraph. Link in profile.

"I would rather carry full-plate armor than memories sometimes."

Ahh, that explains the bikini. She's armored with memories.

What.... What ethnic heritage are we actually playing at here for Sonja.....? "Sonjita?"

These verb conjugations do not make sense.

"It is more the feeling that there is a part of me I have left somewhere and I am always looking for."

"So he's like a missing phone?"

"Someone ought to pitch you into the sea."

"And perhaps somewhere inside her, she is coming to learn that she can be all of the things that once scared her."

Can you have an angry Mary Sue who stands up for herself? Is that a thing?

Switching to ebook because the narration is insufferable. It's like listening to Annie Edison in a Santa dress but instead of trying to be sexy, she's trying to make you feel REALLY sorry for her. I think she might read the entire book out of breath. Thank god for libraries. In other news... I think the purpose of this book might be to make me feel bad for the fantasy Nazis? oh no.

I'd rather listen to a screen reader.

Hating this narration.

Cuz u still racist, girl.

How astonishingly predictable would it be if he were some sort of Kelt royalty?

oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient say it again ffs I haven't heard it in a while oh ancient one oh ancient one oh ancient one oh

Godbless, Diana is amazing.

Damn, girl, what'd that chicken do to you?!

wtf the word for "to be" is different???? fuck, man

Oooh "standard educated speech" rubs me the wrong way now...