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Damn that must have been painful for you

“…tits free of their chains.”

What am I doing with my life

“Ragnor, in a typical male fashion, used an all-in-one shampoo and conditioner.”

How dare you say that, everyone knows it’s not all men!

“I knew I could do it by catching him off guard, like kissing him or something absurdly dangerous like that.”

Yes, how very absurd 🧐🙄

“How did he know about my fighting skills? Did Logan tell him? Had he really said my eyes were pretty?”

Girl really?!🙄

This man is 100% going to steal the only car in the parking lot with his friend in the boot 🤣🤣

Not surprising that even 6 year old jack reacher was a psychological anomaly 🤣

My kind of humour 🤣🤣

Oh great the fmc is one of those, you know a woman who’s “never been into THOSE books, TV shows or movies”🙄

Never dnf’ed a book cause of side characters, this might be my first time. My dear I’ve never heard of such shitty friends, you literally saved one butch from her dv situation👀

What a bold piece you are, asking for a refund from the king of the underworld 🤣🤣

bit bloodthirsty of you

I mean I respect that, given the opportunity I’d also like to imprison this man in a little box for my amusement

yes! 3 is blue! The rest are also correct!

why the hell would you want to be touted in front of the whole world like a trained animal

I’m just too dumb for R.F. Kuang, cause what do you mean I need to search what a word actually means in the first paragraph, on the first page, in chapter 1?!

3:42hrs

Ahh yes another one of your ideas, because they’re always so good

Probably the Bluebeard ghost making her fall in love with you and then when you act different she’s confused

Hate reading from this point

Ahh yes, practice makes perfect after all🤣

Oh he’s so going to betray them

Wouldn’t mind a few rogue mountain ranges roaming around Glasgow, especially if they happen to have a few ski runs on them👀

Solid life advice, this also applies to digital signatures

I’m sorry “burrowed against his hip.” What?! Were they doing numbered position whilst sleeping????

“Don’t embarrass yourself in front of the magical sword.” - I’ll endeavour to remember that for the future

“I shall not be wielded by a man with clammy hands!” -yas sister, preach!!!

😭😭😭😭😭awww Ragnar

Is Aja is there you’re all screwed boyos

“I would have lived in peace. But my enemies brought me war” is such a hard line 😳🤯😏