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Holy fuck, well yeah, I’d kill them as well

this is a money grab, could have easily been a stand alone novel, but nooooo has to make him a bad guy

where’s the moth??? Never mind, nuke the spring

well it’s made of stone so duhh

was fig not eaten? 💀💀🤯🤣

wait a second, is this a book about necromancy?!

Rachel why would you do that to barty

fitting into cave tunnels is never a good idea

tbf I fight with my loved ones as well (love you Rhyanne)

ahhh so he’s a hoarder

Oh barty thank god for your optimism, ‘doesn’t swim but excelled at drowning’, is exactly what everyone wants to hear

*bow chicka wow wow* hot spring you say🤨🤨🤨😏😏😏

Oh my bad, it’s THREE WHOLE DAYS TO BEAT A 200 YEAR OLD BEING

I’m at the 18th chapter, and I will be furious if she beats the villain after ONE night of training

The gargoyle is hilarious 🤣

Honestly a valid reaction, who says “Like what?”, when a person is asked where your shoes are

Ugh, well that was disappointing, typical male behaviour 🙄😒

Is he actually the king?

I swear this is how male friendships are made, no matter that one of these beings is human and the other a spider alien

😭not the “you are good human”😭

Nothing more encouraging than your boss saying “do it faster than that”🤣🤣🤣

This reminds me of hungerstone

I’ve always known children are not for me, nothing I’ve ever read before has reinforced my hatred of motherhood as much as this book and I’m only like 25% in

I swear this person just said “I allow myself one wag a day”, like one tail wag a day

I love it when I’m right 🥹🥳

*insert my horrified expression here*

Oh yeah nothing like deleting your best friends messages to get some long lasting relief

“The only thing I want to be called right now is your brother.” 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

Why did she leave a weapon behind? Why is Danika here, she’s dead, I’m so confused

Why do I feel like Ethan is going to die