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weird looking white guys love to craft a sentence no one has ever uttered

gale lowkey pissing me off

she really assumes you both grew up with a mum and dad but also had a terrible childhood in every prompt

filling me with a mariner’s whimsy

this book is encouraging me to go to more social gatherings

don’t know if i care this much about seals

“while I was aggressively pedalling nowhere she was orbiting, peacefully”

good if you never made it past sixth grade or have never read a book

holy awesome sauce *tips le fedora* we're in for an epic ride ummm #ThatJustHappened

“There’s a soft part of your brain. A place where you’re still just a child. Once someone’s poked the soft spot, the dent doesn’t go away. Like sticking your fingers in wet concrete.”

bridget jones’ diary for coke addicts

this book was really written in the 90s because my challenge this week was to avoid the distraction of reading…im not doing that ❤️

I hate how Tolstoy writes women

it’s not necessarily bad it’s just…not much

takes until page 320 to even sort out the will good god Oates

I’ve actually never needed this much characterization in my life