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relatable lmao

average swifty

she’s referred to people’s heads as “domes” thrice now

am i meant to be entering a bloody psychosis

okay i feel like 150 pages in i should have some idea of why we’re in this female slave camp run by two stoners

ibs representation !

I don’t speak Australian :/

how i long to look at someone someday and say “you’re going to make my life so exciting” 😪

Ina’s definition of broke and my definition of broke are very different

i suddenly need to go to France

where is my jeffrey 😪

“The sacred and necessary foundation of the State’s existence is our mutual well-founded mistrust of each other.”

the mara wilson retweet was a deep cut

james and the giant peach…where did thye shit

so many reviews saying “I liked story 1 and 3 but wasn’t a fan of the others” but this isn’t a short story collection…are you romantasy lovers reading with your eyes closed

$8000 😭😭😭

need to know what he was referencing to create that text thread

why didn’t he just go to thailand like every other ugly guy

hundreds of pages of backstory and infodumping. we finally get to patient HM on pg 200 lmao

I’m enduring a complete history of human suffering and idk how grand the payoff will be

this is how long chapters should be

the random incel plotline ??

hmmm do i want to make my ex wife who hates me suction the spittle out of my mouth every time i reminisce about when i could eat food or should i call it quits. lets go with the first option

reading this feels like long distance swimming in a pool of saliva

shitting my corduroys and making my ex wife clean it up is probably when i would throw in the towel.

no man would ever express this level of self reflection and accountability and that’s how you know this is written by a woman

good god