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if opinions was money, you’d be rich!!

i wanna be a cowboy babyyyy

michael douglas expresses frustration at having to wake up and leave the house at 6 am and not get home until 8 pm as if that’s not a completely common work schedule for most people. and they don’t get millions of dollars and an oscar after their Bath & Body Works shift

this is great if you want to feel like dogshit about your life

is every matt haig novel an anti-suicide PSA ?

I am very much enjoying !

people need to drink! life is hard!

much like baba yaga i also cannot exist on lettuce and black coffee

What of me has been killed, or lays dying?

“You wish psychoanalytic advice? Go gather bones.” is so punk rock

this book is already very important to me

he’s bald. he’s bald and he’s torturing people who have hair