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Oh Christ, would this be egotistical author just shut up and finish this god damn book. Constant waffling on in page-long paragraphs about minutae, then following them up with a single-sentence indented paragraph containing some pathetic attempt at an aphorism.

This author loves the smell of his own farts.

It's very interesting, but a tiny bit pedestrian. It would be shorter if he didn't explain all the character's thoughts, or (bizarrely) occasionally summarising recent events.