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"Despite the fact that all of my friends have been telling me how hard up for money they are and how much they're struggling with life, I just thought their lives were perfect." This MC is the dumbest dumb on planet Earth. Hell, she probably can best the dumbs on Mars.

She just pulled out her "fake" gun in front of a police officer. At a school.

Horrible friends. I know that's the title so it's the point but who is this dumb? Who thinks these people are their friends?

The MC is talking about how her bff Dina previously broke into an important dinner for her husband where he was trying to secure investments for his families failing Italian restaurant and ruined the evening and made the investors back out but she DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY HER HUSBAND HATES DINA?

Am I hate reading this now? Yes. Yes I am.

If I wasn't doing a readathon this month I would most likely DNF this but ya know... a girl needs a hate read every now and then.

The MC is talking about how close she and Ali are and how they are "super best friends" but she can't remember the name of Ali's kids, whom she's known their entire lives.. like for 10+ years. She's the oldest daughters Godmother and says she always *thought* about doing stuff with her but it just fell to the wayside. These women are shitty ass "friends". I hate all of them. I hope they all die.

If it's "just a game" and they're so worried about it looking poorly to their bosses and society why use the fake, real looking guns? Why not use neon colored water guns? Or something laser tag related? Seems real dumb to me in a society where mass shootings are a huge issue and you're in a giant city. Like the LEAST of your problems is that you're going to cause mass panic/a riot. These bitches are dumb.

I'm sorry.

$940,000 would only PAY DOWN the mortgage? Not pay it OFF?!?!?! Dear god I could never live in a big city. That's absurd.

I'm not sure how I feel about this one. I kind of hate all of the characters. Why are all of these thrillers following a bunch of Graduates from Ivy league colleges where half of them half money, half don't and they all did something *super secret bad* in their college years.

oh boy. What Have I gotten myself into?

I did love the author's note/content warning at the beginning. It made me laugh.