Caroline McGlone > Recent Status Updates

“Oh god. I’ve killed a man with a marble penis.”

I’m crying at this

“She took a deep breath and pulled the trigger just as the dog inserted his nose into her behind. She leaped, squeaked, and there was a boom and a shattering pling, as the musket ball struck the statue of David’s penis and hurtled it westward toward Mr. Goodkind.” (Mr goodkind was reading a very pious book performative to make the others feel guilty about shooting guns 😭😭😭)

This is so messyyyyyy

Georgina and Jonathan have interacted approximately 0 times but from the general vibes I’m getting i ship them so hard. It’s giving couple you can’t believe are together from snl

Genderbent pride and prejudice?? I’m sat

I’m intrigued

I’m baffled

I’m being so fr is this a joke?? I hate this book.

Why can’t we just use normal cuss words

Down bad bc I made it to 65% and realized I had no idea what was going on bc my listening ears were off :(

Starting over again…I’m determined to get through this series bc JAL is my QUEEN

I genuinely have no idea what’s going on but I also am 90% sure that’s on me

I have to think ab my rating on this one.

But while her knees were wobbling she looked UP AT THE SKY??? I was never a flyer but everyone underneath knows the rules too bc they’re yelling them to the flyer the whole time. Look up. Lock your knees. Pull up. Pretend there’s a penny in your butt crack like come on. Miss Caitlin is dead weight up there w her wobbly knees i know her bases hate her

Sorry everyone she did in fact fall lol

Okay she’s a cheerleader and flyer and not to be that person but if you’re on top of the pyramid and you try standing but your “knees are wobbling” bc of the plot you WILL fall. LOCK YOUR KNEES GIRL PENNY IN THAT BUTT CRACK.

Only book by my middle & high school YA romance QUEEN I haven’t read. Will the beautiful care she puts into her prose get me out of my slump?? (Please Sarah you are my last hope I can’t read any more fanfiction my eyesight is genuinely deteriorating)

THIS is the book y’all say is one of the best love stories ??? this one ???????? It’s fine or whatever. I hate booktok

I’m GONNA RUN OVER DONNA W A SEMI TRUCK WHAT. SCREW THAT WHOLE FAMILY IDC ANYMORE AB “complexity” I HOPE THEY ALL BURN I HOPE CHRIS AND LARISSA MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF THEM DAILY I HOPE THEIR KIDS BECOME FAMOUS MILLIONAIRES WITH HEARTS OF GOLD I HOPE THIS WHOLE TOWN PUTS UP A STATUE IN THEIR HONOR I HOPE THAT RESTAURANT GETS TERMITES AND COCKROACHES I HOPE THEY GO TO PRISON FOR CRIMES THEY didn’t COMMIT

I’m AB TO SOB WTF

Need everyone to know idc he IS a loser and this is a 5 star for me. I can see why others would disagree but /i/ love it

Omg girl DUMP that loser!!!!! (By loser I mean man going through some complex issues that I understand are real & valid but are manifesting in LOSER BEHAVIOR)

“I went to the kitchen to swap out the sponge” okay he isn’t favorite AJ man fr

I fear I have a lot in common w the “loser” 😬

Takes one to know one

I fear it is so easy to make me support infidelity if the guy is a loser

DNFing. Can’t make myself commit to what I know will end up being a 3-star read. Loved the premise & the cover, but it’s not being executed well. Relationship moving too fast but every conversation is just small talk. Boring.

I’m rolling my eyes at this childishness

HUTCH YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THESE DUMB IDIOTS JESUS

I have a fun family bonding idea!! Let’s all throw Cole in the ocean!! Preferably in shark infested waters!! While bleeding!! Sounds sooooo fun 🤗💕😃🤙🏻💅🏻👑😘👋🦈🌊🩸

Her letting this happen is kinda ruining it for me & I hate when ppl in books treat elderly ppl that are clearly fully with it as if they can’t handle any conflict at all

This dude is a psycho omg girl PLEASE don’t be stupid (she’s gonna be stupid)