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Caroline McGlone
is 20% done
Georgina and Jonathan have interacted approximately 0 times but from the general vibes I’m getting i ship them so hard. It’s giving couple you can’t believe are together from snl
— Jul 11, 2026 05:40PM
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Caroline McGlone
is 40% done
“Oh god. I’ve killed a man with a marble penis.”
— Jul 12, 2026 10:32AM
Caroline McGlone
is 40% done
I’m crying at this
“She took a deep breath and pulled the trigger just as the dog inserted his nose into her behind. She leaped, squeaked, and there was a boom and a shattering pling, as the musket ball struck the statue of David’s penis and hurtled it westward toward Mr. Goodkind.” (Mr goodkind was reading a very pious book performative to make the others feel guilty about shooting guns 😭😭😭)
— Jul 12, 2026 10:27AM
“She took a deep breath and pulled the trigger just as the dog inserted his nose into her behind. She leaped, squeaked, and there was a boom and a shattering pling, as the musket ball struck the statue of David’s penis and hurtled it westward toward Mr. Goodkind.” (Mr goodkind was reading a very pious book performative to make the others feel guilty about shooting guns 😭😭😭)