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I’ve been waiting for since this I was 14 btw

an eyecontactship that’s actually going somewhere

Get me to God’s country

“The dead mouse from which his urine issued” alright let’s wrap it up

When I bought this at a used book store, the cashier moaned and said good choice

needed a lighthearted book to counteract the horrors of Blood Meridian

The only song I’ve heard in this book is I’m Like a Bird by Nelly Furtado but it’s still a good read

Started for a book club and the introduction told me how the book ended …. What’s up with that Marlon James

There’s about a page and a half long sequence where the main character shows his friend how he is able to stop his pee stream and start it again, after which his friend informs him that that is bad for his kidneys, and then the main character gets so angry at him that the other character storms out, leaving his dinner uneaten, and the the main character feels bad because he knows his friend loves to eat.

“I have one word for Jack Kerouac: Edit” - Paris Geller

He writes so effortlessly it infuriates me

I gasped a gasped I’ve never gasped before this did not go where I thought it would

this better make me cry after the disappointment that was Mayflies

The narration is so confusing but I’m enjoying it so far!

Read the first story and let’s just say it’s going to be a while before I finish this one