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this better make me cry after the disappointment that was Mayflies

The narration is so confusing but I’m enjoying it so far!

Read the first story and let’s just say it’s going to be a while before I finish this one

male authors loooooooove to bring up the chance to talk about a characters penis (or, as they would put it….cock!) every chance they get (looking at you Stephen King and also this guy!)

I’m trying my best but this is very boring to through…sorry Mr. Salinger

Finished “Moonbeams.” Loved it. Onto Seymour!

only he could make this concept work

Everyone is a son of a bitch and whatever you do they had it coming

Adam Trask witnessed his opp experience a level 1000 crash out and became a better man. Real.

Dare I say, all the cameos feel a bit forced. This feels much more like a YA novel than the predecessors’s, unfortunately, but the story is pretty solid. I fear for the movie, but the day the universe gives us a bad Hunger Games movie is the day the Lord returns.

We are so back

Salinas, California, you’re going to have to wait

I’m not joking there were nine pages just missing and unprinted in my copy. What did I do to deserve this

There were two whole pages just missing from my book. Just blank. Hope it wasn’t important

I’m reading I promise…..

Cathy’s crazy!!!!

I am awestruck