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Upon re-reading, I can’t believe EmHen still hasn’t published any Bigfoot Erotica

“Mom used to say New York was a great place to have no money. There’s so much free art and beauty, so much incredible cheap food… but having money in New York, now that would be magical.”

“If you think the story has a sad ending it’s because it’s not over yet.”

“Sometimes, being a parent feels like being a kid who someone has mistakenly handed another kid.”

“I don’t need snowflakes as long as there’s January.” 🥹

More dates should be cotton candy fueled tbh

“Why does everybody try to make women’s writing semi-autobiographical?”

“There is just about nothing worse than feeling lonely in the intimate company of someone else.”

"This is not the Oregon Trail. There shall be no settling."

“I am a thief of good habits.”

“Don’t use your kitchen table as a landing zone.”

Oof, guilty.

“Wouldn’t it be nice to live in LA where there is sun and not a polar vortex?”

(For the record, I will never agree with this sentiment. But it does feel like a low blow when we have a literal Polar Vortex in the weekend forecast.)

“Anything can be travel for me if the attitude is that I’m on a voyage.”

“The basics are the luxuries.”

"Laughter, for me, is the highest form of praise. For drama to work, the audience doesn't need to cry. But for comedy to work, they can't just be amused... No, their bodies have to actually emit laughter."

“If you see great cards in the store, buy them on the spot. It’s ok to hoard.”

Relatable content, I fear. 🫠

“Humidity is the great equalizer.”

Not the Moulin Rouge slander!

"There is nothing so awful that you can't confront it if it's written in a notebook with a golden spine and a peony-decorated front cover."

“Be the best at the worst”

"One of life's cruel jokes. The less someone needs you to show up for them, the more you want to."

“Nothing scares off a man like what a woman wants from him.”

“The best way to understand culture at any given time is to know what people are laughing at.”

"They're always so sure 'the one' is the one who doesn't want them."

"I don't know why people prefer to grow bitter than to acknowledge disappointment"

“What is connection, really, if not shared judgment.”

“It’s an honor, being regarded highly enough to be disappointing.”

"Wanting to keep something is very different than not being able to get rid of it."

"Maybe it takes commitment to know you shouldn't have committed in the first place."

“It’s nice to believe that the only difference between me and Margot Robbie is a stick of blush.”