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“It’s nice to believe that the only difference between me and Margot Robbie is a stick of blush.”
— Feb 17, 2026 06:14PM
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"One of life's cruel jokes. The less someone needs you to show up for them, the more you want to."
— Feb 18, 2026 12:31PM
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“Nothing scares off a man like what a woman wants from him.”
— Feb 18, 2026 05:53AM
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“The best way to understand culture at any given time is to know what people are laughing at.”
— Feb 17, 2026 10:16PM
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"They're always so sure 'the one' is the one who doesn't want them."
— Feb 17, 2026 08:23PM
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"I don't know why people prefer to grow bitter than to acknowledge disappointment"
— Feb 17, 2026 08:00PM
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“It’s an honor, being regarded highly enough to be disappointing.”
— Feb 17, 2026 07:40PM
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"Wanting to keep something is very different than not being able to get rid of it."
— Feb 17, 2026 07:20PM
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"Maybe it takes commitment to know you shouldn't have committed in the first place."
— Feb 17, 2026 06:25PM
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“It’s unsettling how often agreement doubles as giving up.”
— Feb 17, 2026 06:12PM

