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this is just so cute

louisa did her dirty inviting theo in. or was theo there for louisa 🤨 what kind of maid lets someone in without checking it’s okay 🤨🤨

idk why but this louisa chick seems off i bet she did it

reverse prediction


?? eid ot gniog hctim si

oh my GOD I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT IM SCAREDDDDD

prediction in reverse below (translate at your own risk):








ti gnillac mi aneres tcerruser annog syendys

eh t’nsi oot meht trevnoc dna egarots dloc eht fo tuo rotcod live dlo eht dna ile luah ot gniog si yug wen eht dna

tea

forgot that marcella is such a diva lol

“why would i want flowers?”
“they’re lilies,” said a man’s voice. “i thought they’d make an elegant centerpiece.”
“i’m the elegant centerpiece.”

just realised sydney’s been dissociating

we are so back

'the point of life isn't always about being happy, it's about succeeding'

okay finance bro #grindneverstops #nopainnogain #freakinthesheets #maximiseshareholdervalue
#iloveexcel #linkedinwarrior

‘the point of life isn’t always about being happy, it’s about succeeding’

okay finance bro #grindneverstops #nopainnogain #freakinthesheets #maximiseshareholdervalue #iloveexcel #linkedinwarrior

i really don’t like the main character – she feels so fake. she is constantly acknowledging this person’s ignorance but keeps taking offence and not properly explaining why ?? sure you shouldn’t always have to explain yourself but you have told us a million times that this guy is an idiot so why are you shocked every single time ?? if you’ve been mates for this long why has no one brought this up sooner ??

‘you’re basically a man’s dream, aren’t you, cos you’re fit but you’re also really jokes’ 💀

i can’t tell if this is meant to be funny because if a 26 year old man said that to me i would laugh in his face

‘i’m not even sure now how i’m meant to work out what i want to do, because i no longer have the time to facilitate it.’

reallll

the dialogue feels weird idk it’s like half funny half cringey but not realistic and i can’t tell if they’re joking ?

of course his name is james 💀

is this confirmation he did something with her relative

oh is that why april’s arm was like that when they met

okay so she was faking being bad at foosball ?? wdym all that time locked away wtf did she do ??????

bye i thought the fishermen were a cult or something is it just the swimmer boys gc ?? i feel like i see where this is going ugh men are trash

‘april will like it; she’s always writing poems and stuff’

is she writing the notes ??????

did sade used to go to that school ?? or did she do something there ?? or sister/cousin/relative went there ?? why do they recognise her and why does she know how they feel ??????

wait did sade do something to a family member ?? is that the girl ghost vision thing she keeps seeing ?? like a sister ??

i googled the morse code translation and accidentally spoiled the book for myself bc of the stupid ai summary thing decoding something completely different 😀🫠🪦 i hate it here

oh shit

i asked my friend who went to oxford uni if they were expected to learn the names of the buildings and they said no lol so idk where the author heard that from

‘oxford students are expected to know the names of these buildings, and so emer has learned them, too.’ p8

insane

i am RACING through this omg why am i hooked