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i really don’t like the main character – she feels so fake. she is constantly acknowledging this person’s ignorance but keeps taking offence and not properly explaining why ?? sure you shouldn’t always have to explain yourself but you have told us a million times that this guy is an idiot so why are you shocked every single time ?? if you’ve been mates for this long why has no one brought this up sooner ??

— Jul 03, 2026 08:54AM

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Alaina is on page 107 of 375

'the point of life isn't always about being happy, it's about succeeding'

okay finance bro #grindneverstops #nopainnogain #freakinthesheets #maximiseshareholdervalue
#iloveexcel #linkedinwarrior

— Jul 03, 2026 08:59AM

Alaina is on page 104 of 375

‘the point of life isn’t always about being happy, it’s about succeeding’

okay finance bro #grindneverstops #nopainnogain #freakinthesheets #maximiseshareholdervalue #iloveexcel #linkedinwarrior

— Jul 03, 2026 08:58AM

Alaina is on page 85 of 375

‘you’re basically a man’s dream, aren’t you, cos you’re fit but you’re also really jokes’ 💀

i can’t tell if this is meant to be funny because if a 26 year old man said that to me i would laugh in his face

— Jul 03, 2026 08:50AM

Alaina is on page 61 of 375

‘i’m not even sure now how i’m meant to work out what i want to do, because i no longer have the time to facilitate it.’

reallll

— Jul 02, 2026 02:30PM

Alaina is on page 45 of 375

the dialogue feels weird idk it’s like half funny half cringey but not realistic and i can’t tell if they’re joking ?

— Jul 02, 2026 02:28PM

Alaina is on page 23 of 375

of course his name is james 💀

— Jul 02, 2026 11:01AM