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Whole house insufferable

I want to dnf this slop so badly

locke genuinely gotta die i’m NOT joking kill that fucking guy right now

Why does the alien AI use aave? A question I’m sure will be answered as I read on.

Reading this while wearing my shirt with the words ‘I PAUSED MY GWAYNSTON EDIT TO BE HERE’ emblazoned across the front

Whole house crazy

WAIT IM SAT AS FUCK

Rhysand you’re dust

Bro what da hell😂😂

Genuinely one of the greatest depictions of teenage angst ever it’s sooooo fucking cinema

SJM just greedy as hell doing fated mates AND enemies to lovers… yet doing them both badly… kind of inspiring when you really think about it

why is it an important ritual when a female cooks food for her mate holy shit SJM you are not seeing the gates of heaven 😭😭

WAIT i’m 14 and this is deep 😔

where your clothes at 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Did Dumbledore just make Draco a prefect for a laugh or what

Every time Feyre says she “gobbled up” the sight of something I just think of that fucking Fantastic Four interview😭

Everytime Feyre manages to make a SINGLE smart decision it literally feels like that scene from Spongebob where the plug connects in Patrick’s brain and it’s all full of cobwebs and shit

Feyre oh my god … the lights are on but nobody’s home

This dude lowkey sucks at poetry I can’t lie

Everybody just mean as fuck to Hermione for no reason

Slightly confused? Darrow is fucking stupid and insufferable? Not sure what I’m missing here.

Pierce Brown presents unique and challenging questions such as "what if there was gender roles but on Mars?"

Reading a popular series by a male author #brave

right, right...

richard was really waking up every morning like FUCK i have to lie to and stalk so many people today AND i’m bicurious 🤦‍♂️

astoria (i assume) being changed to aurelia 💀💀they didn’t even try lowkey

Rereading peak