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right, right...

richard was really waking up every morning like FUCK i have to lie to and stalk so many people today AND i’m bicurious 🤦‍♂️

astoria (i assume) being changed to aurelia 💀💀they didn’t even try lowkey

Rereading peak

i know all the students are mad as hell when there’s a random unforecasted lightning storm in the middle of the night like damn they’re at it again🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Men pmo

Men pmo

Why is the dragon lowkey fine OMG who said that wtf???????? Guys my goodreads account just got hacked Please ignore any weird things you might have seen!

if there’s only only one thing i learnt from my literature degree it’s how to finish a book on a deadline. i WILL get this done in time for the book club meeting

shakespeare: died 1616
ali hazlewood: born 1989

ali hazlewood is skakespeare reincarnated… but with a fetish for swedish men that did not seem to be present before…? I need to ruminate on this.

cornyyyyy 😭😭🤦‍♀️

disappointing lack of lestat so far but there’s 900 pages left so will give it the benefit of the doubt

You know what hell yeah

“it’s rare to see him in any actual distress, and on some level i found it gratifying” ??????? DO U EVEN LIKE THIS GUY???

this bitch is LOWKEY STUPID!!

modern feminism is not apologising for brutally injuring your friend after yelling at him for trying to decorate the disgusting shack you live in together #FUCKYEAH!

i also do this but i love watching people on here rate a book 1 or 2 stars and then immediately start reading a book that is almost identical in every way. the indomitable human spirit is never more present than it is in someone who reads every single emily henry book and rates them all below 3 stars... like yeah you go girl! the next one might be the one!

i knew this was gonna be bad but it’s literally only been one chapter and i don’t think i can make it though like genuinely how did this get published

family therapy would do these freaks wonders

i know the author didn’t invent drow but creating a race basically revolving around the concept of “what if the roles were reversed” so your main character can be a male but still be oppressed for his gender is so fucking funny 💀