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*** *** **** ** *** but it’s ******* *** Fitz *** *** Fool 👀👀👀 ****** ** *******

Why the hell is the wolf in the cuck chair

These fools never do their damn HOMEWORK it's stressing me out

I'm gonna blow up the entire earth

I miss Jace

Jem mogs the fuck out of Will #truthnuke

This is so good what the pork

wait dis shit goated

Going to try and read a real book next #scared

If this was written by SJM Clary would end up with Sebastian and also he would have roofied her

Clary unironically kinda the GOAT

First page Simon is described as using his stylus while playing Mario Kart on his DS #larp #larplarplarp you don’t use a stylus to play Mario Kart you use the BUTTONS

Harry is actually such a chud sometimes

The fairie court scene 😭😭😭 holy moly

Alec wants to be one of my elite employees so badly he’s applied like 8 times by now. His resume looks really good but unfortunately in practice he sucks. Hoping that I can reconsider his application next book.

I'm having the time of my freaking life

Reading the Kingsmeet confrontation scene while listening to Ethel Cain I genuinely nearly died I’m not joking

Laurent the Benevolent 😊

She might be C.S. Pacat to you but to me and my friends that’s the second coming of Jesus Christ

Damen looks so chopped on these covers why is his head the size of a melon brah they fucked your shit up

Whole house insufferable

I want to dnf this slop so badly

locke genuinely gotta die i’m NOT joking kill that fucking guy right now

Why does the alien AI use aave? A question I’m sure will be answered as I read on.

Reading this while wearing my shirt with the words ‘I PAUSED MY GWAYNSTON EDIT TO BE HERE’ emblazoned across the front

Whole house crazy

WAIT IM SAT AS FUCK