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Can he say “fragging fragget” like that????

I’m listen, so I’m assuming (HOPEFULLY) it’s actually “fragget” and not “fraggot” cause it’s already too damn much as is…

He did come for early Abrahamic history in a funny way, but like… why did it have the longest chapter?

I also feel like I’m missing something cause he wrote as if the Noah was actually the first dude and was 500 years old and had three mutated sons that spread their seeds along the entire world?

Don’t piss me off

Dear rich people,

Do 23&Me results (and like tests) tell you the Haplogroup numbers your DNA contains?

Cause I wanna charge you to let me analyze your results and tell you about the migrations and histories of your DNA Haplogroups.

Also RIP Mitochondrial DNA? I know you can’t learn as much from it, but damn, book, tell us something shittttt.

Spoilers:

Amilyn Holdo just made me laugh more right now than I’ve laughed during (maybe) any Star Wars book so far.

Her and Leia are stowing away and a Quarren couple came in and started doing horny things while they were hiding and trying to ignore it, but they’re spotted, and after the Quarren woman yells in horror, Amilyn so genuinely expresses “I’m so happy you two have found each other”

I SCREAMED!