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I feel that this will be the needed 5 star book or 4star a the very least to bring me out of my slump

It’s like I’m reading anthropomorphic trump presidency

ok I’m pro slaughtering pigs

I need another uprising and a traitor

This is so fucking good but god I hate so many of them LMAO

Finished ch1 and this does not bode well for me -.-

I need to sit and just read for a long period of time

That was an amazing prologue

“Do you need help packing?” Is the first time I’ve enjoyed something in this book

Millie saying Nina has to at least be a size 14 and casting Amanda Seyfried as Nina is actually diabolical. And Nina supposed to be average looking??? Amanda isn’t avg looking. Switch the casting of Amanda and Sydney and it would make sense to me

I can’t bring myself to like the mc because I already see Sydney Sweeney in my mind and I can’t bring myself to like her.

This entire book is pure rage bait

Imagine if a pig to could talk and it’s squealing “this man is an eater”

Half way thru the book and they have their first kiss 🫩 I needed it earlier

I needed the banter to start waaaaaaaay earlier than it did

Her having pirate fantasies when he’s in costume is so real

He hasn’t done anything wrong yet

Dracula is too sexy to be a bad guy:(

I don’t know if I wanna be Constanta or Dracula

I don’t know if I wanna be Constanta or Dracula 🫣

#NEEDTHAT #NEEDHIM

IM TIRED OF WHITE MEN BEING OBSESSED WITH HAVING CONTROL OVER WOMEN

Yeah Geoffrey you need to be hit by a car

“Is it because I’m white?” Geoffrey you going to hell

The way she’s doing all this for an eyeball 😵‍💫

I’m over this book and George 😭 I’m just hanging on to see George be killed

And Geoffrey, you seem performative. You better prove yourself or my verdict will be coming soon and YOU will also be dealt with..: TRUST

George…. You WILL be dealt with: TRUST👿

The amount of twists in this book is ridiculous to say the least😐